The thing (or things) that everyone else loves that you just can’t stand.
It’s ridiculously expensive bitter bean water. Even if it’s “single origin”. Then, it’s single origin ridiculously expensive bitter bean water.
Or it comes in pods, which means it’s even more expensive sickly sweet bean water. Oh and the pods are terrible for the environment. And the cups too.
And there’s child slavery involved in harvesting the beans. But you know, whatever.
Oh, and it’s terrible for your health.
But sure, go to your local cafe three times a day and grab a $6 cup of happiness, and then make sure you carry that cup around like some sort of trophy.
Alright I’m done.