And on the wine thing, why buy a wine that you have to store for years before drinking? Store it yourself and sell it to me when it’s ready to drink
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Don’t forget the hint of dried hibiscus flowers, the aroma of sun bleached cranberry raisins and the boldness of a 17 year old at a family wedding.
Yes - the bulls1t is strong with wine. Wine tasting. Wine reviews. Wine descriptions.
The only good thing about the tastings is if they’re free.
The Melbourne and Port Adelaide Football Club for the past 3 seasons.
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You can do that now. The mark up is huge.
My local coffee shop always put out notes on their single-origin coffee with things like ‘hints of butterscotch and raspberry’. I just say ‘hints of f***ing coffee to me’.
PS I love coffee. You ignorant peasants who don’t can go sh*t in your hand.
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That’s Ok, @smooth gets to spend the entire 2018 looking at the date and reminding himself who has more titles and by how much
Bottled water
Gluten free
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This is sure to offend. But a lot of mates are driving me crazy with their escalating enthusiasm in shi_t American sports. Particularly NFL but also NBA. Imported Yankee sport culture = overrated*
*I am a follower of the beautiful game however.
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Blow up dolls.
Mines always getting punctured.
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Vegan
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Farmers markets
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batsmen who are home country flat track bullies.
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As SMJ said…
For something to be overrated someone has to rate it
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Pencil ■■■■?
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Waaaanky Paint Colours…
“Whispers of Egyptian Sand”
“Persian White”
“Hessian beige”
Next thing will be
“Three day old sun baked vomit”
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Jimmy Barnes. Some Scottish git who shouts at me. And he must have retired 12 or 13 times so far. Just go already.
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Liked him in the Cold Chisel days, but his solo career is the stuff of nightmares.
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RevolverRez
4 days ago
“Let’s make a song that will unite the people of the world!”
“But how do we get our message taken seriously?”
“We’re going to have some old man scream like he’s ■■■■■■■■ razor wire over a bunch of scenic landscapes.”
“Perfect.”
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Any song with the word “featuring” or the abbreviation “ft” is, pretty well without exception, garbage of the highest order. It will also almost invariably make it into the top 10.
Ergo, any song listed with the word “featuring” or the abbreviation “ft” is horrendously over-rated…
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Tuna and Sardines. GTFO of the staffroom if you are going to eat that ■■■■.
I dont care if you eat the plain ones or ones with added crap such as lemon or tomato… it smells ■■■■■■■ disgusting.
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