compared to my situation youre a yo yo knickered trollop
Bad luck if you wanna have a 501 person orgy though.
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Only orgy action I see is out of pornhub 
What’s the 1 person left over gonna do tho?
watch the footy replays
I visited the library yesterday and borrowed six books and thank fark I did because today they’ve shut the doors for at least a month at this stage.
Among those books was Michael Connelly’s latest in the Harry Bosch series entitled “The Night Fire” from 2019 which I intend to savour slowly. There’ll be plenty of time to do so.
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Have you checked when they were last checked out/returned??
May need to pop them in the Microwave for a few minutes to sterilise?? 
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It’s 2020, man. Nobody reads dirty books any more.
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Badoomp, Tish! 
Really.
… oh dear …
… slinks off towards incinerator
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It’s 2020, man. Nobody burns stuff in incinerators.
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I hear they have found a new use for them, there’s an increased supply of bodies.
… slinks off to neighbour’s bin
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It’s 2020, man. Make sure you use the correct bin.
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Just saw this post. I legitimately saw someone find a set in hard rubbish on the weekend.
He was standing there practicing his swing before throwing them in the car.
I was curious as to whether they were a cheap set that someone didn’t rate or a mint set of 1967 MacGregor VIPs that someone had just cleaned out of their grandfather’s estate.
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There’s a throwaway scene in a William MacInnes book (who I can heartily recommend, btw. He does ordinary suburban Australia really, really well) where a guy opens the lid of a washing machine put on the kerb for hard rubbish day, and finds it full of…marital aids, and then looks up and sees the curtains moving in the upper level unit front window.
That, or something like it, must have happened, right?
I mean, imagination…sure, but…
It brought to mind a singer-songwriter (can’t recall who it was now) talking about Van Morrison, saying some of his lyrics are so detailed and specific.
Again, suggesting this wasn’t really ‘writing’, this or something like it actually happened to him.
… continues slinking to neighbour’s bin, but now also carrying council bin guide
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lol
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ULP 99.9 at the servo’s tonight
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What the absolute ■■■■ are you doing slinking around the streets with unsanitised promotional material. GET INSIDE NOW!
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