yeah but he’s a genius
He doesn’t need to worry too much about Tesla’s share price any more. dpes he?
He got his $56 billion payday last year, thanks to a board whose tongues are surgically attahed to his nether regions, and after several legal challenges by other shareholders who objected to the company being used as a personal piggybank by a CEO who’s doing part-time hours at best, and spending even those hours busily alienating Tesla’s customer base.
No. It’s irrelevant at this point. He has bigger fish to fry.
For the world’s richest men he strikes me as a bit ambivalent.
I don’t think he would mind dying without a cent in his pocket or the wealthiest person ever.
Elon Musk wouldn’t survive the bus stop on day one of his poverty ■■■■ shoot. He’d be lucky if he was picked up by white coats and admitted. Ketamine withdrawals alone would have him ■■■■■■■■ in the street and crying for model mummy.
That plastic surgery or whatever he’s doing to his face isn’t working for him.
I’m more concerned by the Total Recall extra head he’s growing on top of his original stupid head
Edit - Kuato head
This thread over the last couple of months.
I’m getting ads on Blitz for Starlink. I don’t think so Elon
NDIS would look after him here
put it away for a while Elon
My first reaction was that Seldon Lycurgus is a hoax name, until I realised that it is in fact an anagram of “ugly scoundrels” and therefore highly appropriate.
I think he got bashed and had reconstructive surgery when he was a kid - this was mentioned in the Ashlee Vance biography
Bookmark this one please.
Tesla sales and stock price are in a death spiral that would make DeLorean blush.
How many models does Tesla have? Toyota have two in the top 10 alone and many others, as do the other companies there. And now that second hand prices have dropped dramatically will fleet buyers look to cheaper Chinese cars? Pretty sure new sales are dropping considerably also. Shame for the people that do the real work on these terrific machines. I guess for the shareholders too, now Elon’s shittting on the brand after getting paid out.
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