A girl who fancied me once told me she lived in Vectis "East."
I laughed so much she didn't fancy me anymore.
Edit: Come to think of it, singing 'Vectis' to the tune of INXS's's 'Jackson' probably didn't help the fancying either.
I'm sittin' in a bar, nibblin' a jar in Vectis
And on the street the summer sun it shines
There's many a bar-room queen
I've had in Vectis
But I just can't seem to drink you off my mind
It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
I laid a divorcee in Horsham
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady she all dressed me up in roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind