Part 4
Punk said that he discovered a lump on his back that wasn't there the previous week and went to "Doc" [Note from Mike: I believe he means Dr. Amann] asking what it was. Punk said he was told it was, "like a fatty deposit." Punk said that," That's fine but it wasn't there last week." Punk said there's a fascination within the WWE locker room of cutting things open and filming it with everyone watching and said, "Benoit used to pop dude's zits." He said that anyone who has ever been in the locker room knows what he is talking about and said he wanted it cut out. WWE's medical tells Punk it's a calcium deposit so they are going to leave it. Punk says the lump gets bigger a few months later and goes back to the WWE doctor, who asks him if it hurts. Punk says that it doesn't. The Doc says they are going to leave it. Punk said, "Let me ask you something doc? Is that your medical opinion or are you just a lazy piece of ■■■■ because I've seen you cut a million of these things out of somebody." The Doc responded that Punk needed to wrestle and he might need a stitch after. Punk said that the same doc put 14 staples in his forehead and Punk wrestled the same night, "So what's the difference?" Cabana asked if Punk had a theory as to what it was. Punk said, "No, but it wasn't here yesterday. Cut it out and get it gone." Cabana explained that what he meant was why Punk thought the WWE doctor didn't do anything. Punk said, "Lazy."
Punk said he had broken ribs and a concussion and they are giving him a Z-Pack because he feels like hell. Punk takes rhe medication and can't sleep. They give him stronger meds and he's worried he's going to poop himself again in the ring and that Vince McMahon was going to make that Punk's new gimmick. "Get all white tights..."
Punk said that the 2014 Royal Rumble season was coming and Batista was coming in to be in the main event but he was still motivated to have a great showing and make them change their minds about the Wrestlemania main event. He references watching the Mick Foley documentary and how Vince brought Mick out of retirement to have his Wrestlemania moment (Wrestlemania 2000, where he worked the Four Way) because "Foley never had one before he left." Punk said he watched that documentary and thought, "Well, motherf***er. I'm still here. I'm not retired yet."
Punk said at the Rumble, he knew he was going to have a great showing and would show them that Randy Orton vs. Batista was going to be a "big stinker of a main event at Wrestlemania."
The day of the 2014 Royal Rumble, Punk said he showed the WWE Doctor the aforementioned lump on his back, which he described as huge and purple. "With teeth!", Cabana added. Punk was asked if it hurt and he said, "It hurt like a motherf***er" and to make it worse, it was right where his tights ran across his back, so now it couldn't be ignored as that position meant pain and a constabr reminder it was there. Punk said that it wasn't like can pop it because it's not like a zit. The doc said that he would cut it out but Punk has to work The Rumble and, "He would want to put Punk on some antibiotics" before he did it. Punk commented, "Motherf***er, I've been on antibiotics since November. What are you doing? Just cut it right now" but the Doc wouldn't work on it.
Punk said he had to start the Rumble and work all the way to the end [He did close to an hour that night]. Down the line, he was looking at Kane, who he loved working, but he wanted to do something new. Punk said he was going to every single guy before the match and giving them something to do to him. He told a story of Rusev just wanting to come in and stomp him and Punk trying to tell him that no one is going to help him and they all want his spot, so he needs to debut with a big moment and pushed him to make it count and do something big to Punk.
Punk said he and Kofi Kingston sert up a spot with Kofi for when Kofi hit the ring and did his somersault into the leaping clothesline and that's where Punk got the concussion, which he made a point to tell Kofi, "If you are listening, I love you and it's OK." Punk said he was rocked after and goes to the corner and tells the Doc, "I have a concussion." The doc said, "What do you want me to do?" Punk cursed at him and said he was going to catch his breath and continue. At some point, they sent Kane out early to put Punk through the table early and get him out and his reaction, after 15 years of being a pro wrestler is, "F*** you, I'm finishing this match. If Kane touches me, I'll f***ing quit."
They noted at how this sort of left Kane waiting around ringside trying not to be in the camera and while laughing about it, Punk said that he felt bad about that. Eventually, they do the angle and Punk is chokeslammed through a table, which means he took that bump after knowing and telling WWE he was concussed..
Punk said he went right to the back and the Doc checked on him. Punk said he immediately told him to cut the thing out his back right now. The Doc refused to cut it out, saying Punk was hurting from the concussion.
That night, he went to the next town and was laying in bed in the hotel, saying he knew he was "going to marry this woman' [AJ Lee, now his wife] but he hadn't asked her yet and wondered what he was doing with his life at this point.
Punk then talked about the Raw the day after The Rumble. He said that he went and was belligerent about taking the concussion test and was argumentative. He was told he had to take a ■■■■ test and that set him off, because they had amended the Wellness Policy so guys could work to remove their strikes to keep their jobs and, "keep using drugs."
Punk said he was getting mixed signals and stories as to whether he was working Raw that night or not and what he was doing and said, "I f***ing had it." Punk said he hated telling people to "f*** off" but he was at the breaking point. Punk said that he was telling the company to take care of him right now and not worry about asking him to sign visas for future tours and take a ■■■■ test. He said that his ribs were broken, his knees are shot and he's hurt. He was saying, "F***ing help me!" and the reaction was that Punk had to do all these things they were asking him to do and not any concern about him when something was obviously wrong.
That's when he decided to go to Vince McMahon's office...