We’re very good at playing the “Washington Generals”.
We are really good at taking it up the coulo from the AFL and still being able to smile at the crowd.
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This year we’ve been particularly good at getting sore ankles
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Great at getting suspensions for things that no player at any other club gets a penalty for
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Essendon is good at selling the dream.
We’re getting really good at booing the umpires, it makes me proud
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Put down the crackpipe.
Since 2017 we’re 3 / 18 against top 4 sides; and 15 / 19 against bottom 4 sides.
We’re as honest as you could expect.
We’re just not very good.
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The Blitz server surviving the 1984 Grand Final.
Remember when we were 3.13.31 trailing 9.7.61 and Harvey marked thirty out directly in front, and then he kicked out on the full?
Nothing should have been able to survive the whinging then.
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Not too many of us get our uniforms dirty, so we save money on washing every week, mums are so proud.
Our esports team was alright.
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Ironic cheering when we get a free kick.
Seriously we do this better than anyone. If there was an ironic cheering world championship we would win it by the length of the straight.
We even got ironic cheers a couple of weeks ago in a stadium on the Gold Coast with fark all fans in the middle of a global pandemic.
ELITE
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We have the most loyal and passionate supporters in the league
We do well at making money
We are great at constantly disappointing our loyal fan base
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Continue to cop it up the clacker from the umpires and AFL and react by saying thank you.
Whilst I take issue with the completely offensive and uncalled for crack pipe comment, thank you for taking the time to offer an answer to what I characterised openly as a random thought.
We had an exciting VFL team
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We’re great at having all our best players suffering from long term injuries
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We are absolutely the best team in the comp at playing players out of position and ruining them. 
1. We give good money to players who wouldn’t get on a list at any other team.
2. Nobody threatens the life of opposition players online like our supporters.
3. We drive purposeful innovation.
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Our players come from great families
Our players and management are good at supporting the AFL line.
We’re very good boys.