Things yer little uns say

Post one and let BBlitz be the Judge !!

I don’t think he’d mind, actually.
Alright - I’ll post one and delete it after a little while.
Let me know what you think.

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It’s a YES from me !

And a YES from me! Reminded me a little of Passenger.

That is fantastic!!

He is very very talented!!!

Unfortunately, he suffers from stage-fright (a bit like his old man).

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I’m the exact same way, so I completely understand the feeling

He is extremely talented

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Hey - I want to delete the link soon, so would you please delete your quote of it?

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He was good @Deckham, thanks for posting it.

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Bugger. Missed your link but just wanted to say how good that your son sends you his clips. He obviously appreciates your opinion, and support. So nice to have that relationship with your kids. A lot of people don’t.

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So myself and bugman are definitely rubbing off on the kids.

9yo just pulled out “looks like the umpires have their eyes open this week” :joy:


I don’t have kids, but found this post about grandparents mildly amusing, and hope others do as well.

How Children perceive their grandparents.

  1. I was in the bathroom, putting on my makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I’d done many times before. After I applied my lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!” I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye…

  2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 68. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”

  3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?”

  4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”

  5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?‘’ “You’re both old,” he replied.

  6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.

“What’s it about?” he asked.

“I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”

  1. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I really think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!”

  2. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”

  3. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised “Mine says I’m 4 to 6.” (WOW! I really like this one – it says I’m only ‘38’!)

  4. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting.” she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”

  5. Children’s Logic: “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked. “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

  6. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child.

“No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.”

A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs," she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”

  1. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and whenever we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”

  2. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him!

  3. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog.




We’ve had some bad floods recently and a 6 year old I teach told me that her Nana’s house was wrecked. I hadn’t heard of any houses destroyed so I asked her where Nana lived and she said “outside now I guess”.


My 6yo son just told me that the fat controller from Thomas the Tank Engine was on TV. I walked into the room and saw Kim Jong Un on the screen in a black hat.


I showed my kids Right Said Fred on YouTube the other day (as you do). Then later I heard my little one singing, “I’m too sexy on the cat, too sexy on the cat.” :scream_cat:


At the local football club on Thursday night, having after training meal.
Twin grandsons in the U 18’s and their younger brother with severely sprained ankle in U 14.5.
Oldest twin asks the youngest grandson who he modeled his game on “Darcy Parish” the youngest replied. “So your out for 5 weeks then” replied the youngest twin.


Putting Heff9 to bed he said a kid in his class barracks for ■■■■ Carlton so doesn’t like him. I’m pretty sure I’ve never said ■■■■ Carlton around him, so i asked him where he heard it. He said he saw me typing on blitz. Then said "I won’t tell dad about what we think of Collingwood. " Turned over and went to sleep.

I may need to delete my posts abd start up a new account.



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Hmmm, do 9 year olds still do show and tell at school? :joy:

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