I have changed my opinion on some of my acquaintances.
I had some border line a-holes cases- who morphed into complete and utter A-holes.
Especially the ones who would have carried on like pork chops if it were there club,being hauled over the coals.
Cancelled my smythy alter ego
No longer by/read Rage or Hun.
Bought a membership I never used.
No longer listen to SEN.
■■■■■■ on St Kilda garden gnome.
Enough to put the fire out?No longer by/read Rage or Hun.
Bought a membership I never used.
No longer listen to SEN.
■■■■■■ on St Kilda garden gnome.
Lol. Never actually thought of it like that! I think I'll go back for another shot now.
I've stopped believing anything Essendon says.
But to be fair, I stopped believing anything they say ages ago.
I tried to find those drugs Hirdy was meant to have taken.
They sounded quite beneficial for the health and wellbeing of a mid thirties gentleman.
Too pricey, though.
I saw an article yesterday about the rise of AIDS and hepatitis amongst the bodybuilding and tanning scenes that was linked to the injection of things like Melanotan II...
Crack cocaine.
Stopped reading the leakage, deleted the ipad app, deleted bookmarks. Hardly read the hun anyway, so not losing there.
Avoiding all footy shows, reluctantly read the afl site at times, mainly to get scores or quickly scan through to see if any articles may interest me.
Avoid the radio too, listening / watching the ABC a bit more now.
More active on BB. (sad, I know, associating with you lot)
I haven't watched a minute of football since the last Essendon match, or of any non-Essendon matches for several weeks before that. I have no interest in this finals series and will be declining to attend any grand final day activities that my friends organise.
I’ve stopped talking to morons about footy which has been good.
Joined bomberblitz as this was the only place I could read anything positive about Essendon. Deleted the age off my bookmarks, drop in on Carlton supporters in the surf. Can’t watch the finals till that carlscum are out. I hate them so much
I skim through The Rage online heaps of times until I get the warning I'm at 30 articles & then delete cookies, rinse & repeat.
I have my father in law & 2 brothers in law who are all newsagents. I've got them to send back all there unused crap to Fairfax collections instead of the usual correct channels. It's minor . . . .but it costs Fairfax more apparently.
I've bombarded Saxton Speakers Bureau with requests for Vlad to appear at anything from a car boot sale, to a bridge opening, to guest speaking at an Old Essendonians night. (For those of you who don't realise it . . . . Vlad can't get by on his lazy $1.8 mill, he needs to supplement his miserly income with paid appearances . . . .there are no conflicts of interest in our beloved afl).
Slightly OT but how I sought revenge on SEN (well Ox really)
2 weeks ago was at a sporty fundraiser with some of the Saints crew incl Trout Elshaug. Ox was a guest speaker along with Tommy Hafey & Dr Turf. Before he went on Ox was bragging at the bar about his influence at the Dees. Told him Elshaug had signed a 2 yr contract with the Dees. As I was standing with Trout & a few others he took the bait. Ox got up, started his spiel & proceeded to claim among other things that he'd already brought people to the club via his influence. Couldn't help himself, claimed that he 'had more than a hand' in convincing Elshaug to come across to the Dees. Trout promptly stood up, interrupted & "corrected" Ox saying Ox was yet another member of the media who thought they knew everything & should check their facts. Ox went crimson & sought me out afterwards. Not happy Jan!
A few days later Ox & that Dik Mark Allan gave me some tix to the Friday night game. I went to pick them up at SEN about half an hour before "the run home". Ox, walking by the reception area saw me & demanded of the staff to know what I was doing there. I grabbed the tix, said thanks very much to Ox & shot out the door with a very angry Ox on my hammer demanding the tix back. I was going to ring back in & say thanks again but figured I'd get headed off at the pass.
Now if only I can now find away to irritate Witch Wilson on a regular basis I'll be happy.
Moved on from calling the fat prick Vlad to now calling him Uncle Joe or Dear Leader.
Added names to my manifesto.
Arranged alibis.
Does anyone know the most efficient way to boil a domestic rabbit?
I've drunk a lot of alcohol.
Get large pot with lid
Fill 3/4 with water
Put on stove and bring to boil
Season with 1x head of vlad
Pat Rabbit
... and your done.
Seriously though, I've stopped buying papers, and mostly stopped listening to SEN, especially KB and the wankers he has on as guests. Will buy a membership for my nephew (9 mths) next year.
I've stopped talking to morons about footy which has been good.
Explains why you have been quiet on Twitter
Stopped reading The Age and HS online.
Gone to more local footy.