Tonight on a current affair


#1

A light hearted look at news stories


#2

I’ll be tuning in for sure.


#3

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#5

If that guy isn’t the Queenslander of the year then the criteria is rigged.


#6

I hope the goat was saved.


#7

Sounds like another day in the office to me.

What a beat up by Ch 7


#8

All time classic


#9

I just lost 10 IQ points.


#10

It’s an absolute ripper


#11

He went A over T there.


#12

Serial pervert conman.

Excuse me while I order my headstone.


#13

Looked a bit like a Dodgy Tradie, too.

Probably also a Neighbour From Hell.


#14

It’s like ACA bingo


#15

“Meet the serial pervert conman bludging of your tax dollars making his neighbours life hell who can save you THOUSANDS A YEAR on your groceries something something power bills. … and now: HE’S SUDANESE OR A MUSLIM PROBABLY”.

*Dramatic music plays


#16

“The silent killer that’s making us sick”


#17

Hmmm, sounds like a story no family can afford to miss.


#18

Don’t forget the Dole Bludging Obese Truck Driving maniac Neighbor from Hell!!!


#19

Being an aca reporter would be a dream job.


#20

Thank you for bringing that into my life