Tonight on a current affair

A light hearted look at news stories

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I’ll be tuning in for sure.

If that guy isn’t the Queenslander of the year then the criteria is rigged.

I hope the goat was saved.

Sounds like another day in the office to me.

What a beat up by Ch 7

All time classic

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I just lost 10 IQ points.

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It’s an absolute ripper

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He went A over T there.

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Serial pervert conman.

Excuse me while I order my headstone.

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Looked a bit like a Dodgy Tradie, too.

Probably also a Neighbour From Hell.

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It’s like ACA bingo

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“Meet the serial pervert conman bludging of your tax dollars making his neighbours life hell who can save you THOUSANDS A YEAR on your groceries something something power bills. … and now: HE’S SUDANESE OR A MUSLIM PROBABLY”.

*Dramatic music plays

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“The silent killer that’s making us sick”

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Hmmm, sounds like a story no family can afford to miss.

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Don’t forget the Dole Bludging Obese Truck Driving maniac Neighbor from Hell!!!

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Being an aca reporter would be a dream job.

Thank you for bringing that into my life