Wait, is Sam McClure still a thing?
Itās been 10 years since he went on radio and said Manchester United were going to buy Melbourne Victoryā¦ Iām sure itās going to happen any day now.
I think Sam Manure just likes ā ā ā ā stirring Essendon, as we do with Fark Carlton.
Wait a minuteā¦we were all only ā ā ā ā stirring ā ā ā ā Carlton.
Harley, will audition this weekend.
Tim Kelly
What? Heās actually got something right before?
I had a dream last night that I bumped into Harley Reid meeting with some faceless Essendon officials today. Had a quick chat. He wasnāt enjoying his time in Perth and was keen to get home.
Tragic I know.
BELIEVE
That is a contradiction of terms. List cloggers wonāt get you much of a pick if any.
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Um, what?
I didnāt mention list cloggers or trading players.
next gimmick sam mcfarkwit will give us his top 50 players which includes 15 fark carlton players
the article will get a total of 2 clicks - one each from his mum and dad - who just want to leave comments that they also hate him.
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His dad is dead, so he wont be clicking
I havenāt read anything so far on Harley that suggests any insider knowledge. Just the usual talking heads throwing speculationā¦
- Essendon well positioned / links / family
Then the contrarian views for click baitā¦
- Harleyās a winner wouldnāt go to Essendon
Just waiting for the āFrom someone inside the Reid campā¦ā made up click bait stage next.
- David Swartz says he has it from inside the Reid campā¦
From there it will progress to the player doorstop stageā¦
- Zane Duursma answers āyesā after be asked if heād like to play with old mate Harley
Last stage - despite having not draft coldest or cap space, Collingwood or Geelong end up with Harley
Imagine if Essendon were actually āstill in frontā.
Iām sure no media āpersonalitiesā would be salty about that at all.
Looks like l replied to the wrong post.