Training Monday 23/1/17

Is there dates up somewhere for future training sessions?

Is there dates up somewhere for future training sessions?

I rang up the club and asked, but they just palmed me off.

Not really:

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/team/training

Is every thread hosting a pun contest at the moment?
With Chooka moving up forward we have a battery of options in attack this season.

Just gonna lay it out there, … I’m so ■■■■■■■ ova chicken puns.

These yolks aren’t even funny anymore.

Could go higher in the pecking order if he can play key forward effectively. Glad he can’t be poached for a while.

Pun threads, like being pecked to death by, well, chickens I guess.

Anyone get to training today?

Anyone get to training today?
I heard Jay Clark chickened out.

Hear Woosha is brooding over some alternative forward setup options.

Is it me or are we doing 5x more intraclub matches this year?

Is it me or are we doing 5x more intraclub matches this year?
If only we knew who our opponents will be.

Will DJr be happy with a quarter or half a chicken with chips!

I like banana fritters.

Is it me or are we doing 5x more intraclub matches this year?

nah, just super sleuth jay is making them public

Will DJr be happy with a quarter or half a chicken with chips!

He’d go the half chook & chips, no doubt …

The quarter? Not sure on that, but if you bring it along to the BBQ we might find out.

(Is that shisha pipe still hanging 'round out there somewhere?)

Was Mark ‘chicken salad’ Stevens there though?

The team could benefit if Tippa had Free Range to go into the midfield at times.

You reckon he might pluck a few clearances?

This forum should introduce pun dollars. Think most of you have already spent your monthly budget.

Anyone get to training today?

Couldn’t cross the road.