Training report - Monday 14 December 2020

I just need Essendon to hurry up & drop the 48 picture photo gallery that won’t work so i can spend the next 4 hours of my day refreshing the page. Gives me something to do.

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don’t worry, if that’s you thing, i’m sure we’ll essington these kids before too long

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Left & Right Footer!

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Is this a third set of goals on the wing/flank, or has it replaced the ones that are marginally in front of the construction area?

Is it part of a soon-to-be-announced AFL rule change?

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He never really admonished himself if he missed a crucial goal. It was “shrug, oh well you kick some, you spray some, lets just get back to enjoying playing footy”. I have seen other players who actually seemed to give a rats, and sure it happens, but lets be honest with ourselves, if we hate missing a crucial goal, show it ! FFS

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I can’t wait to see Pidge and Perkins Dominate the comp in 3yrs

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Nackers is going full Michael Holding from the boundary line here. prepare yourself blitzers.

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Please Sir @nackers can I have some more?

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Omg Nackers replying - EXCITING

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Was thinking Merv Hughes…

get the crowd worked up with a few tasters, builds up a head of steam on the run up, big barrel chest on the delivery, and then a deadly stare as it goes through to the keeper.

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Fantastic to hear!

jealous

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Thanks so much for the training reports! Looking forward to @nackers I can see is on its way👍🏻

it’s why @nackers doesn’t do twitter

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I WANT THE NACKERS REPORT!!!

nackers started to type, mrs nackers comes in and with hands on hips says “the lawn needs doing… NOW!!!”

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I hope Nackers saves a draft every 5 mins. You’d hate for his computer to freeze 95% through a 3000 word essay.

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If we put too much pressure on nackers they may not perform.

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Wish he would type it up in Notepad or something then just copy paste. Would save coming in to the thread only to read a dozen or more posts about him “replying”

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