Training report - Monday 15 February 2021

[Clone_Hirdy]

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Some photo’s from training, sorry about the delay but I’ve been busy

Hirdy and new pickup Goddard looking forward to a big year…looking very positive so far.

Jobe set for a big year with high draft pick Langford showing real signs of becoming an elite player. Some are even comparing him to Fyfe.

Not sure what the club were thinking here picking up this guy, surely with Joe Daniher developing nicely there was no need to bring him in!

Training the house down, couldn’t be happier with the club.

Crameri handballing to our ruckman. Sources say he will spend more time in the midfield this year. Heppell really needs a haircut, will never lead the club looking like that.

Two future Essendon stars having a little fun. Love these guys and can’t wait to see how they grow over the next few years.

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I can confirm Joe and Orazio are training away from the main group still.

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Clone_Hirdy’s Training day journal

It’s 2:07pm on the 4th Feb 2021, it’s been what seems like an eternity since training finished and there is still no sign of the man known as @nackers to provide relief in the way of a training report!

It’s now 2:13pm and things have escalated with some Blitzers beginning to turn on each other like a scene out of Lord of the Fly’s. The mods sitting there defiantly keeping a close eye on a particular few who are known to insight violence.

It’s now 2:17pm and god help us all if nackers doesn’t make it back in before sunset. Some Blitzers with office job’s who are “working from home” are known to have a drink or three in the late afternoon…

This will be my final journal entry at 2:22pm. There is still no sign of nackers anywhere and I have a meeting to get to in 10 minutes where I will most likely be thinking about the training report rather than focusing on what I need to do. If you don’t hear back from me in the next 2 hours, it’s probably because I am taking a nap. Godspeed everyone!