Ummm maybe the fact it’s not his nickname?
That doesn’t stop anyone around here.
And to be fair, most would not know what many players are called nickname wise. Most people get this stuff from the media, and they are constantly wrong.
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Oh gosh I don’t want to offend the nickname police.
Sheesh, to think the nickname we give him might effect the way he plays. haha
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Nah you’re right let’s just make up nicknames! How cool!
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String, or “The” String, works.
“The” Strings?? Not so much.
I can’t help but use StringBean, … for the Classic Aussie Irony. 
Like calling a Ginger “Blue”
Jakey is fine by me. Especially since Jake “this club is farked” Carlisle decamped to stkilda. But he was never a “jakey” sort of bloke anyway.
no woz bogzbe
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He’s hardly got a big body. 191cm and 87 kg is not a midfield bull. He’ll be up against Josh Kennedy, who’s 188cm and 96 kg. That’s a midfield bull.
Langford is actually more of the type that Justin Blumfield used to be before he got injured. He’s quite fast and can take a good mark, and he’s a pretty good kick for goal. I don’t know if he’s as good as Blumfield was at his best, but he’s that type of player, linking and bobbing up around the place to do good things.
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Not wrong there, … the exact opposite Jake to whoever the one “She’ll be Jake” was coined in honour of.
Dear footy, please start soon 
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The coronavirus is dead ? All premiers of the states including communist Daniel Andrews.100000 people protest in 5 different states HYPOCRISY. If that is the case we should be allowed to attend a football game . They cannot disallowed our request
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I dont know if my comprehension skills are increasing or decreasing trying to decipher your posts Mark, but either way I thank you.
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It was slightly more important than football, hence they let it go ahead.
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No he’s the fat guy that used to walk into Cheers that everyone said hi then Diane would address him
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Wasn’t he a little Aussie bleeder with bad hair and shaving cuts?
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Tippa 
What you heard Willie?
don’t post that without a explanation
Rolled ankle
serious?