What did @scotty21 ever do to England?
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Fits in with all the other crackpots Trump has appointed.
Meansâs newsletter offers a mixture of practical health advice (âExercise to boost blood flowâ) and broader takes (âWhen we fight the natural cycles, we exploitâ). She has taken some positions, such as on raw milk, at odds with public-health officials.
âWhen it comes to a question like raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, understand his integrity, look him in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm,â she said in an interview with Bill Maher, according to an excerpt that was featured in her newsletter.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says drinking raw milk can lead to âserious health risks.â
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Pfft! The CDC never patted the cows before they did those studies.
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Presumably if you drink milk from a bad cow, you can just inject some bleach to fix it all up?
So the Surgeon General is now someone who dropped out of her surgical residency and has an inactive medical license âŠ
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If anyone a few years ago had written a satire with this stuff that Trump has done, they would have been criticised for being too unbeliveable.
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Nothing will change, AT . They told us.
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Youâre actually looking at the single most prominent example of inappropriate appointments that should have all the vocal DEI opponents - jobs on merit !!! - in apoplectic uproar.
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Just when you think you couldnât love Tommy Lee anymore he delivers this bit of solid Gold. 
âAn Open Letter to the presidentâ
From the Drummer of Mötley CrĂŒe, Tommy Lee
Dear â â â â â â â Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats⊠In India a week ago, i couldnât get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of â â â â â â â india â a country of a BILLION human souls thatâs only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS⊠You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED outâŠ
Do you know how â â â â â â â insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? Thatâs like the geopolitical equivalent of âthat stripper really likes meâ â only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are â â â â â â â exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own â â â â â â â â with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are â â â â â â â tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, itâs been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state âshort and fat.â How the â â â â does that help?
You accused a woman â a former friend, no less â of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU â the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostyâs magic hat â yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted â with evident â â â â â â â glee â to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL â â â â â â â NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable â or even marginally civil â to say?
You are a fried â â â â sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youâd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platoâs World of Forms.
So â â â â you Mr. President. And â â â â you forever.
Oh, and Vance, you oleaginous house ferret. â â â â you, too. Youâll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping â â â â socket loser!!!
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Tommy did not write that.
And some of it has been around since his first term.
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I really donât care who wroteâŠit is a rant of truly epic proportion.
And, at a glance, pretty damn accurate.
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Agree with this, and also WTf - Trump did not visit India! So what is that first diatribe about? Looks like someone melded something about Vance with other things written about Trump, made extensive thesaurus checks to substitute words they did not know before, etc.
Trump did a grand State visit to India in 2020.
Thanks for the clarification. So it is a pastiche of something that is five years old with some more recent references.
Lucky CJ did not send that to Harvard for review.
Now if only he could play drumsâŠ
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Maybe he can edit/cut&paste a few good performances together.
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And to this day, is still the only visitor ever to actually give India the â â â â â rather than succumbing to them.
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Didnât Modi get a nice welcome on his visit in February this year, no criticism for his attire?
Modi was about the most gushing of Foreign Heads of State/PMs on Trumpâs second coming.
He will ride out the storm on tariff and other hits on India, do deals with access for US products.
India has escaped some criticism for its role as a conduit for Russian and Chinese oil sales to the NQR countries with US.
IDK where the US stands on the India Pakistan conflict.
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