Two minutes… Sandy have the ball.
Membrey going CLUNK (x2)
One minute…
Horrid lateral kick by Sandy! Oh no!
Port fail to score from a deep entry.
Sandy paid a 8m mark.
SIREN!
No Caruso, no Port!
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At the end of round six, my model’s predicted final top-of-the-ladder is tighter than an << insert elaboration >> sphincter.
| Place | Team | Points | Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Port | 46 | 150% |
| 2 | Hawks | 46 | 137% |
| 3 | EFC | 46 | 129% |
| 4 | Norf | 42 | 139% |
| 5 | Sandy | 40 | 136% |
| 6 | Willy | 32 | 112% |
| 7 | Darebin | 24 | 96% |
| 8 | Magpies | 24 | 92% |
| 9 | Bulldogs | 20 | 111% |
| 10 | FCFC | 12 | 75% |
| 11 | Casey | 4 | 56% |
| 12 | Geelong | 0 | 46% |
That’s with us claiming 1 draw from 2 games vs the Hawks, and Port and Norf both winning their home game versus the other.
My model is largely leaning on scores for/scores against (i.e. percentage); which tells you Footscray has a tough run to come!
(It includes Willy, Port x2, Sandy, Norf, and us.)
LOL, Geelong goal 2.5 quarters earlier than last week. Wake up, Darebin!
0-7 after 3 minutes
Someone’s listening… du Parquet, Callinan, and DEMATTEEOOOOOOOOO say “fark you, Cats”.
19-7 they lead
Missed why, but Gogos is coming off gingerly in the closing minutes of the game.
The last five goals for Darebin have been scored by:
- DeMatteo
- DeMatteo!
- DEMATTEO
- DEMATTEEEOOOOOOO
- DEMATTEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
They win 46-21
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At quarter time:
Willy 0.0.0
Footscray 0.0.0
Neither making much claim towards those bottom two final slots.
(Weather is perfect; maybe a little bit of dew.)
LOL; #1 AFLW draft pick gives away a fifty and Willy lead 1-0!!!
And that’s the half-time score 
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OMG OMG OMG!
There was an amazing sequence about fifteen minutes in when Willy made four incredible efforts in rapid succession to stop an “inevitable” score.
There was also an incredible save 19 minutes in, followed by Mali McLeod laying a successful tackle in the goal square. In any normal game a point would have been rushed before that to tie it up.
P.S. The AwFuL code monkeys don’t update the graph except when there is a score, so it was ~36 minutes behind when that second score occurred.
Ha, torn between this historic game and the now-overlapping one that actually matters (Port vs Werribee).
We should be third after today, with Willy still behind/not likely to make up enough percentage on us.
Clifford playing in defence in her first official game for Norf.
WILLY GOAL!
Cat O’Bryan is 43yo?!?
Gets a dodgy mystery free, Willy lead 13-6, and there is still a small chance we’ll be fourth.
EDIT: she’s 42 till July. She goes back to (at least) St Kilda Sharks in 2006!
Mahony kicks to Crook, intercept mark.
Crook kicks to Mahony, intercept mark.
Mahony kicks to Crook, intercept mark.
Crook kicks to(wards) Mahony. Not a mark this time but lasso, so Mahony still gets it 
Willy wins 13-6
Werribee lead 13-0 at quarter time.