WAxit

[dingus]

Hmmm…spent the first 28 years of my life living in Melbourne…and then the last 29 here in Perth.

You have to have lived in both places to actually understand how farking dumb some of the locals are here in WA.

Just plain farking dumb

We thank you for your noble sacrifice in raising the average IQ of both states.

Thankyou, PM Muldoon.

[FuriousGeorge]

George, as an army man, can you give a status update on our plans to immediately invade and annex the territories immediately to the West of Australia?

I asssume there is a well entrenched strategy for subjugation of geopolitical threats from rogue states in our region?

Well, to be fair, the SASR is based in Perth. But it’s a Federal installation and would be withdrawn prior to any succession so those filthy pr1cks can’t get their hands on all the cool SF toys. And then we would just turn up in a truck or two and declare the place annexed. Not a whole lot they can do about it.

The key to military operations within Australian Sovereign territory is to coincide with the right public holiday so everyone is drunk or hung-over when you arrive. In summary, drink, invade, public holiday, barbeque. Not necessarily in that order.

[dingus]

Our country is in good hands.

I, for one, welcome our new furious primate overlords and would like to point out that I can be useful for rounding up Western Australians to work in sugar caves.

[Socks_and_Sandals]

You can have your Chicken Treat, Bankwest and Masters Milk but we’ll keep Hungry Jacks.

[theDJR]

The emus will secede from Eastern South Africa.

[WanderingWolf]

Can we do a Vexit too? Im sick of elections being only concerned with people in Western Sydney and SEQ… and submarines…

[swoodley]

We thank you for your noble sacrifice in raising the average IQ of both states.

I was going to your post a like…until I figured out what you meant

[Diggers]

I’m with you. Fark Eden Monaro.

[dingus]

submarines…

You’d miss them if they weren’t there.

[saladin]

The history book accounts of the two Hutt River Province / Democratic Republic of Western Australia wars will make fascinating reading 8 decades from now.

[rossoneri]

So is this crap happening or not? Hurry up and ■■■■ off

[brem06]

Got another suggestion for the name of the new country - some of these acronyms are really catchy.

Free & United Citizens Kingdom of Western Australia

[Bacchusfox]

I have a good mate who will lend me his earth moving equipment so I can start digging a moat. Thought I would start just west of Kingston on the coast and across to the east of Bordertown, then head north until I reach Karumba in NT. Thought it was a good opportunity to get rid of both the Crows and the Tarps, but keep Coonawarra.

[smooth]

If it means the Marsh brothers can never, ever pull on a baggy green again, I’m 100% behind this move…

[littlejoe1]

never knew karumba was in the N.T.

[bomber_girl]

I like moats. Can’t believe we don’t use them anymore. Can put sharks in there too.

[dingus]

I like moats. Can’t believe we don’t use them anymore. Can put sharks in there too.

Also ill-tempered, mutated sea bass.

[HowManyGoal]

With fricken lasers, of course!

[Bacchusfox]

karumba

yeah it is actually in Qld, my geography is not great.

[saladin]

Aye, kurumba?