#5 Elijah Tsatas

[Ants]

@ruxpin

@darkknightpheonix

welcome and good luck.

don’t worry though, you’ve already got the foundation of zealots sprouting to match the parish ones, so you’ll be well protected at the club

It’s hard to really know who deserves it most on this website, but I think you win the “Most Insufferable ■■■■” award, hands down. Congratulations and well deserved.

He’s obsessed with Parish and “Parish Zealots”. The below are from the last 10 days, none in the actual Parish thread.

#37 Nic Martin - two year extension for every six games played

if you venture into the parish thread, you’ll see alot of supporters don’t care about that aspect, as long as the players win the clearance stat on a stat sheet, that’s all that matters.

#45 Conor McKenna - Return of The McK - nope

not a dig at you, it is always funny though watching supporters who say this type of stuff AFTER a player has left, yet if they were still at the club (cough parish zealots cough) would be on here defending how awesome daniher is, and sitting on the fence is “just him expressing his fun nature” or some other bullshit. That’s why i’m not bothered about mckenna going to brissy, least he’s honest about why he’s going there unlike some. he wants to try and pinch a flag knowing he won’t have to wo…

2022 Draft Watch (Part 2)

this is one of the main reasons i don’t want him drafted. he doesn’t even play for essendon yet and you already have so many defending his kicking, when there is literally video evidence floating around in his “highlight” package. we already have parish as the can’t do no wrong ever brigade, I sure as ■■■■ don’t want another player even before he is drafted having people running around trying to convince people of what is literally there for all to see.