Japlish/Engrish/failure to comprehend the meaning of words/phrases.
When I first arrived in Japan, I noticed that Japanese people loved wearing clothes with English words/phrases on them. I was walking along the street one summer’s day, when I spotted an elderly lady (at least 80-years-old) wearing a T-shirt with the words ‘P*rn Instructor Certified’ across the front.
A few others that you can easily find online:
‘You can enjoy the fresh air after finishing a civilized urinating’.
‘Today, the dining room closed at 6 p.m. Sorry for your incontinence’.
‘Dustbox. To be kind to the environment of the earth’.
‘Please do not flash anything but toilet paper’.
‘Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in’.
Hair wax branded ‘c*ck grease’.