Reversing truck beeps.
I would've slashed their tyres but then they would never move the car.
Better?
Buy a landcruiser, install a winch, and never, ever have this problem again.
Always liked the whistle in the tail pipe idea. Bore a hole in a potato, fit whistle into hole, shove in tail pipe.
Drive-through bottle shops, and I'm looking at you Croydon, who don't understand the term 'drive through.'
It does not mean drive to the till, ask for what you want, attendant points to the fridge where your booze is so you park the ■■■■■■■ car, get out, bring it back to the till while he sits on his fat ■■■■.
And get a ■■■■■■■ mobile eftpos.
If I wanted to get out of the car I'd go to ■■■■■■■ Coles.
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I know exactly where, and what, you're talking about.Drive-through bottle shops, and I'm looking at you Croydon, who don't understand the term 'drive through.'
It does not mean drive to the till, ask for what you want, attendant points to the fridge where your booze is so you park the ******* car, get out, bring it back to the till while he sits on his fat ■■■■.
And get a ******* mobile eftpos.
If I wanted to get out of the car I'd go to ******* Coles.
They have two lanes too, only ever open one
Having to change trains at flinders Street to get to southern cross.
confidently tipping against essington
people
pretty much sums it up. it all comes back to farkwit people who annoy you more than the good people don't annoy you.
no i was just playing with words. annoying wankers amuse me. if you can sit back and observe them with out engaging them too much it becomes a sitcom.
at work the paylady who is also in HR - and privy to the most sensitive personal info - is the biggest farknig gossip and one of the inspectors is clearly slipping her a length from time to time. rdos seem to assimilate and its not surprising they're on the same committees. its frigging hilarious because they are at the the stage where they clearly don't care what anyone thinks. a colleague noticed early one morning one came out of the shed puffing and five minutes after that the other one emerged with the buttons on their shirt done up wrong.
and they are bullies and generally chide and intimidate people. they are also on the OHS committee. anyone seen the new WHS laws?
these types of things are annoying if you let it but if you sit back just enough to ensure you're not affected by it its a ■■■■■■. specially at work. its like watching the office.
(i am a happy family man but there is a dawn/pam amongst it all. i am not the tim/jim but its all paet of the rich tapestry showing 8 hours a day weekdays on channel sameolds)
Morons at the gym who hog a piece of equipment then ■■■■ about talking, posing in the mirror, fixing their hair etc. Do Ur workout and get out. If u want to be social go to pub!
Morons at the gym who hog a piece of equipment then fark about talking, posing in the mirror, fixing their hair etc. Do Ur workout and get out. If u want to be social go to pub!
Finish ya rep and F................
Morons at the gym who hog a piece of equipment then fark about talking, posing in the mirror, fixing their hair etc. Do Ur workout and get out. If u want to be social go to pub!
you need to find the right gym man
Morons at the gym who hog a piece of equipment then fark about talking, posing in the mirror, fixing their hair etc. Do Ur workout and get out. If u want to be social go to pub!
or a group of about 10 of them that congregate in one half of the gym and take over the entire free weights area, it's like a social event every night of the week.
Morons at the gym who hog a piece of equipment then fark about talking, posing in the mirror, fixing their hair etc. Do Ur workout and get out. If u want to be social go to pub!
or a group of about 10 of them that congregate in one half of the gym and take over the entire free weights area, it's like a social event every night of the week.
Yep. Can't get to the benches or the free weights. If you walk through them to grab something it's like you've crashed some sort of private party.
Another one is when there's half a dozen girls hogging all of the treadmills just stolling along having a good old yarn to each other for half an hour. Seriously, you can go for a nice walk outside. I'd like to actually warm up and get into the weights.
You know what annoys me? You.
You know what annoys me? You.
You don't annoy me.
I'll double my efforts.
Shut up idiot.
IT WORKED!!
last one to insult wins
This happened to me before:
When you're a packed petrol station, and all pumps are full. There's cars waiting behind you, beeping and all types of chaos.
And after the people pay, instead of getting in their car and leaving, they decided to make a phone-call or switch CD's for their music player causing even more delay.
When you're talking footy to somebody and somebody else interrupts with "Who cares about footy" or similar.
Was I farking talking to you in the first place?