What annoys you?

Yep know what you mean re tipping. I have only been in New York a few days and everyone WANTS a tip. It’s pissing) me off greatly.

Some bloke opened the door for me going into a store today, on the way out, he wanted a tip, ffs.

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May just convince me to start going back to cash!

Try putting a banana in the possum trap. Works for my mother in law who lives up the bush.

Seems extreme. Couldn’t you just ask her to leave?

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That’s a euphemism, isn’t it?

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Well you must know it’s standard for hospitality staff etc in the US, to compensate for their exploitation by employers?

But yeah, opening a door ffs that you would have happily opened yourself … where does it stop?

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:smiley::smiley::smiley:

When the kids take their shoes off inside and deposit half the sand pit on the floor.

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haha…that just happened to me 5 minutes ago!

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Was Mum cross?

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Very much so!

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Its been mentioned a couple of time but how does the AFL jerk circle work?
I think I understand the footy field circle jerk.

AFL bosses are all private schoolboys so it’s based on the APS sport of Soggy Biscuits. @Reboot being a grammar schoolboy would be very familiar with that one.

Sometimes known as Soggy Sao.

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Right! Like in the Clive James novel.

I realise I’m taking a silly premise too seriously, but…

The Kit-Kat IKEA ‘Katapult’ ad.
Where he says, ‘where are the words?’
…you can’t read…

Stop playing in the sandpit then, you idiot.

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How can a video clip be ‘rare’ if it’s on farkin Youtube, you morons?

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Rare internet post critising YouTube users:

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What about the ones with Unseen footage?

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Unseen by people with no access to youtube?

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