Winning the lotto & lots of it $$$

After the house, the cars, the travel
What little day to day luxuries would you entertain?
Some i would consider.

Clean sheets every day.
New bar of soap for every shower.
A weekend chef who makes omelette’s.
A fool proof deluxe espresso machine, that someone else maintains.

Thoughts ???

Give me the money.

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I’d pay so I don’t get ads on blitz…

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Quite a lot of pinball machines and a new, comfortable, two door car.
A chef, a personal trainer.
Quite a few residences. A penthouse suite in Melbourne CBD. A Grampians house with lots of bush, maybe with access to a nice lake. A mansion that has a long driveway and manicured grounds.
So…a few gardeners.
Oh, and a friggin’ butler. I don’t mean a head of the house-cleaning, but someone who will pay my bills and do my taxes and organise my diary and stuff.
I’m a man of simple desires, really.
Edit: Oh, and a schmicko stereo.

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I’ve always been partial to the idea of a large property, with a private lake that I could both fish in, and jet ski on.

Oh, and pool with a water slide.

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But really winning a million dollars gets you a townhouse 20km from the city these days :joy:

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Massuere everyday.
Bliss.

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lol.
I have Not read the OP properly.

Would love some acreage with plenty of trees. Build a lovely big workshop and set up with some high quality woodworking gear as well as a Lucas mill and a bandsaw mill and make real timber furniture from my own trees.

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extra pineapple on my subway sandwich

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I’ll have Pierre sort that out for you.

Edit: His name is not Pierre, but that’s what I call him.

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It can still get you a big mansion on a nice property… If you wanna live 5 hours from Melbourne.

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"you look like a Pierre. Ah, stuff it, you’re Pierre now!

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Money won’t change me.

It’d change the fark outta me.

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And I want Godfrey Carson’s butler.
‘Someone just corrected me in the grammar thread. See to it, will you?’
nods, puts on black gloves and slinks into the shadows

Also,
‘Rupret, go and dig a hole in the front yard, will you?’
‘Very good, sir.’

Later…
‘Rupret! Some great bastard has gone and dug a hole in the front yard! Go and sort it out, man!’

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Wow.
I’m a bad person.
I’m going to end up hunting humans for sport.

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you’re admitting that the only barrier is opportunity

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I would alienate almost everyone in my life pretty much immediately

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