Winter Olympics - trying to not die

Totsuka’s crash is a hip injury.

Looked very painful.

Well done to S James.

When does Chunky compete?

Tomorrow

Thanks.

Don’t mind the snowboard cross. It’s as close to a legitimate sport as 'boarders can get.

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Ok. Enough of that.

Pffft.

In an effort to lighten the mood in here, how about a little humour?

Q: What’s the difference between a snowboard instructor and his/her students?

A: About 3x days

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Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves when on the slopes?

A: Sorry, dudes.

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It’s all downhill from now on for you, Diggers.

And I still object to the word ‘slopes’, the games being in Korea.

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Diggers in action
diggers skiing

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Wouldn’t bother with the mankini.

I’ve always pictured Diggers as a manscaping sort of guy.

Shaves out “Serena” on his chest.

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It helps with aerodynamics.

Shaun White’s last run was absolutely ridiculous. Man was on another level.

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Fun fact Scotty James is a Bomber supporter.

Also why the fk is Culbitt commentating when he knows fk all about snowboarding?!

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How does a professional skier become a millionaire?

Become a snowboarder

What’s the difference between God and a ski instructor?

God doesn’t think he is ski instructor.

After the semi yesterday he shouted go bombers to the camera and then made a point of saying he will be back in Australia for the season this year.

James that is, Culbit can stay in Korea, hopefully a little further north

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