#21 Dyson "Go jam it” Heppell - goes alright

[Captain_Jack]

If you want jokes, look here. I started this thread over 20 years ago.

Red and Black Humour

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said, "You don't have much of a case."       A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!" A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."       Paddy is wait…