Best Simpsons Quotes

Your manager says for you to SHUT. UP.

Vera said that??

http://youtu.be/roRQ2mNwMMQ

Al Gore doll: You are hearing me talk.

One of the best from the one of the best characters

“On closer inspection, these appear to be loafers”

Also

“When I was a boy I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move foward not backward. Upward not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom”

Best political speech ever.

Holes define who we are and where we are going.

I’m thinking of holding another meeting. In bed.

"Oh!!  I nearly got a date!  I gotta tell Willie about this"

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That Simpson, he think's he's the Pope of Chilli Town...

"Did you crash the car?
No!

Did you raise the undead?
Yes!
... But the car's ok?

Uh-ah

Alright then"

Distracted... that's a funny word, does anyone ever get tracted? Better call the suicide hotline and ask.

Homer to Patty & Selma: “I never thought I’d say this,but you slags are alright…”

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You have entered POWER DRIVE.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow...
Well, goodnight.

 

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EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEaNpdnqEso

"Remove the Stone of Shame!"
"Woohoo!"
"Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

 

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You have entered POWER DRIVE.

Ball is in PARKING LOT

 

Would you like to play again?

 

You have selected NO

Did you know the only natural enemy of the hole is the pile?

"I think I'll call him Stampy". 

http://youtu.be/VGx4_cX27k0

Homer to Patty & Selma: "I never thought I'd say this,but you slags are alright.."

:lol: what episode was this?

I now have 4 children, I will call you stichface.

Homer to Patty & Selma: "I never thought I'd say this,but you slags are alright.."

:lol: what episode was this?
Can't recall the name of the episode,but it's when Homer buys Marge the 'kitchen carnivale' (carny food cooker) for her birthday..He bumps into them at the shops & they give him the idea hence his comeback..