Best Simpsons Quotes

Homer to Patty & Selma: "I never thought I'd say this,but you slags are alright.."

:lol: what episode was this?
"The Fat And The Furriest", season 15

Homer: "Yes. Bart's a tutor now. Tute on son, tute on!"

Homer: So Lenny says 'AS IF?! DON'T EVEN GO THERE SISTER!'

Lisa: Haha Good one Dad.

Homer: Yeah but Lenny said it.

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_pqnsKWlpc[/media]

Otto: ''Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you?''

"My name is Otto, I love to get blotto..."

Otto: ''Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you?''

:lol: is that when he is talking to Patty or Selma before he has to take his bus driving licence again?

 

 

There is a scene where Homer is fighting with barts "big brother" , gets hit and falls backwards on a fire hydrant and says: this is even more painful then it looks". Make me laugh every single time.

 

The episode where they actually had MIchael Jackson doing the voice of the fat mental patient was also very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8I8MZsQPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3oUUUzOxE

Oh Kent, I'd be lying If I said my men weren't committing crimes...

 

hmmm, touche!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWaROeqxCyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hG7RMqk3m0

Listen buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!

Kerny: "You just kissed a girl. That is so gay."

Homer: "That's right money, your money is all that money". 

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"Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry"

http://youtu.be/xIN2TDd4xr0

 

Pure. West.

:lol:  @ Adam West and otto

not nearly enough Moe in this thread

 

Moe: Loving serenity, ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

 

on seeing Little Lisa's recycling plant. Moe: awww, ain't that cute, makes little Debbie look like a pile of puke.

Homer: Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

Jimbo: Can I?!

Homer: Okay, here's a sack

Moe: But you gotta bring you own knobs.