Homer: "Oh, My, God! TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBAMPALINE!"
Bart: "He said what now?"
This aired before my niece was born, but I guess it got repeated enough here to make an impact on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0aOBaQJ-KA‎
"Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra"
Da da da da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaa. MARGE!
Saxamaphone, saxamaphone. (Homer playing Lisa’s saxophone)
Is it really sad that whenever I read one of the quotes posted that I automatically say what the next line was in the episode???
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dfs_EUrG7E
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From Lisa the Vegetarian episode: (..and it's got one of my fav figures of speech in "know nothing know it all"....)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
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From Lisa the Vegetarian episode: (..and it's got one of my fav figures of speech in "know nothing know it all"....)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
Is there anything that episode can't do? A wonderful, magical episode. Like Hams.
From Lisa the Vegetarian episode: (..and it's got one of my fav figures of speech in "know nothing know it all"....)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
You don't make friends with salad!
http://youtu.be/roRQ2mNwMMQ
"Oh my God, that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you, a box!"
Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
"Oh my God, that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you, a box!"
:lol:
When it's time to do the dishes, where's RAY BOLGER? I'LL TELL YA.. RAY BOLGER.. IS LOOKING OUT FOR RAY BOLGER
From Lisa the Vegetarian episode: (..and it's got one of my fav figures of speech in "know nothing know it all"....)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
I absolutely love that bit, reckon it is one of the best scences in all Simpson episodes.
Then, it's just a little dirty it's still good, it's still good
It's just a little slimy it's still good it's still good
It's just a little airborne it's still good it's still good
[media='400x400']http://vimeo.com/4819323[/media]
Thread needs more Moe.
Cop: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No (BZZZZT). Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him (DING).
Cop: Alright, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight (BZZZT). A date tonight (BZZZT). Dinner alone (BZZZT). Watching TV alone (BZZZZT). ALRIGHT, I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies from the Victoria Secret catalogue (BZZZZT).....Sears catalogue (DING). Now can you unhook this thing already, I don't deserve this shabby treatment (BZZZZT).
Sad thing is, that's 100% from memory.
[media='400x400']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uG9l6J0hL0[/media]
molto bene