When Homer gathers all the Simpsons relatives to try to show Lisa the Simpson gene is not defective, Bart says to Homer "You probably should have researched this first eh dad"
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Homer runs out of the shower to answer the phone: "Yello. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel".
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We have to stop Apu
Riiiiight after Happy Hour
(Crowd): Yeah! yeah! ok! yeah!
Moe overheard: "Drinking will help us plan"
"Hi how you doin,I'm Moe,or as the ladies like to call me,hey you behind the bushes!!"not nearly enough Moe in this thread
Moe: Loving serenity, ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME
on seeing Little Lisa's recycling plant. Moe: awww, ain't that cute, makes little Debbie look like a pile of puke.
When Homer gathers all the Simpsons relatives to try to show Lisa the Simpson gene is not defective, Bart says to Homer "You probably should have researched this first eh dad"
love the answers when he runs to each one:
guy 1: I am step in front of cars and sue the drivers
guy 2: I play a millionare at parties.....at least I'd like to
guy 3: I beg celebrities for money
guy 4: I'm a prison snitch
guy 5: (in a really sad voice) my legs hurt
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqqJctNMVI
POKEMON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loi4j0r70m4
"You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again!"
The award goes to, Miguel Rodrigez, an inner city math teacher who taught rival gang members that differential equations are more powerful than bullets.
I say this one ALL THE TIME:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCx7RmOb0w
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Burkina Faso?
Disputed Zone?
"There like kangaroos cept there reptiles they is"
"Thats on odd name id have called em chuzwozzas"
Homer: There's something odd about this place... I know, this Lesbian Bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap ladies.
Lisa discovering LT Smash is a Leiutenant.
Lisa: *GASP* Leiutenant Smash.
LT SMASH: Yeah, that's right... Leiutenant LT Smash
