I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
'Please sir,leave the steamtray!'
Careful! They're ruffled!
When Homer gathers all the Simpsons relatives to try to show Lisa the Simpson gene is not defective, Bart says to Homer "You probably should have researched this first eh dad"
love the answers when he runs to each one:
guy 1: I am step in front of cars and sue the drivers
guy 2: I play a millionare at parties.....at least I'd like to
guy 3: I beg celebrities for money
guy 4: I'm a prison snitch
guy 5: (in a really sad voice) my legs hurt
I shoot birds at the airport.
Ad for Moe's family restaurant: "Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!"
Homer: "Sounds good!"
Mmmm… 64 slices of American cheese
Mmmm… 64 slices of American cheese
I love the end of the scene:
Homer: 61,62 (really struggling)
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind
Homer the Vigilante
Eating dinner
Homer: So I said 'Listen Buddy! Your car was like that when we got there... and as for your grandma... she shouldn't mouth off like that!'
Also...
Grandpa: On one of my many frequent trips to the ground... I noticed Molloy was wearing sneakers... for sneaking!
Skinner: Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
Skinners mother: now are you going to take you medicine like a big boy, or with apple sauce?
Skinner: (sad voice) apple sauce
Health inspectors go to the Nuclear Power Plant to do an inspection
Inspector 1: this place isn't up to scrath
Burns: look, if you look the other way- you can either have the magnificent washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all for what's in this box....
Inspector 1: the box, THE BOX!
Inspector 2: Look Burns, either get this place up to speed or we are shutting this place down!
Burns: really, well i have a feeling you'll be "dropping" the charges.."presses button on desk, but trap door opens on the other side of the room"
Smithers: The painters moved you desk sir
Burns: ahhhhh yes
crack me up every single time
McBain, breaks out of an ice sculpture he's be secreted in: "Ice to see you". Then shoots up a bevy of crooks.
McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.
Chief: [later] Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!
McGarnigle's Chief: "Dammit, McGarnigle, those were innocent people
in the park!"
McGarnigle: I bet you would know, you had a great view from behind
your desk, chief.
Homer: Take that, you stupid chief!
McGarnicle's Chief: You're off the case, McGarnicle!
McGarnicle: No... you're off your case, Chief!
McGarnicle's Chief: What exactly does that mean?
Homer: IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.