Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
43% of people know that.
My God your greasy!
You can get the internet on computers now.
"OK Lou, open fire" - Wiggum when homer and marge refuse to keep swimming naked in their pool :)
"OK Lou, open fire" - Wiggum when homer and marge refuse to keep swimming naked in their pool :)
10/10
"Hey, I don't remember saying that!"
Homer calls Japan to find out why he is Mr. Sparkle: "Hello, who may I say is speaking to me?"
Royce McHutchins: and folks when you get there can you pick up some that green moom money for me, Royce McHutchins.
Homer: no deal McHutchins! that moon money is mine!
SMITHERS: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. (audience gasp) And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
HOMER: Are you ready to laugh?
MAN: Poor dog.
HOMER: I said, are you ready to laugh?
WOMAN: Quiet, you awful man!
SMITHERS: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. (audience gasp) And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
HOMER: Are you ready to laugh?
MAN: Poor dog.
HOMER: I said, are you ready to laugh?
WOMAN: Quiet, you awful man!
and on that episode
Mr. Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
Joey Ramone: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Johnny Ramone: Up yours, Springfield!
Joey Ramone: One, two, three, four! (singing a punk version of "Happy Birthday") Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, Burnsie, happy birthday to you!
C.J. Ramone: Go to hell, you old ■■■■■■■!
Marky Ramone: Hey, I think they liked us!
Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But, sir, those weren't the...
Mr. Burns: Do as I say!
Ice Delivery Man: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!
Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Krusty Komedy Klassic
"KKK, oh boy"