Best Simpsons Quotes

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passes, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it HOLDS IT

Brockman interview Homer in cat burgular episode:

 

"And it looks like we have our first caller, and I mean ever because this is not a talk back show"

I can't remember what episode its from. But Homer for some reason eats a whole stick of butter that has got a waffle wrapped around it. Makes me laugh and feel sick at the same time.

 

*I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! 

 

*Grounds Keeper Williw: Now, look, boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that…shin of yours to call me, and I‘ll come a-runnin‘. But don‘t be readin‘ my mind between 4 and 5. That‘s Willie‘s time!

 

from the same epidosde

 

Homer: All it needs is a title, I was thinking along the lines of "no tv and no beer makes Homer something something"

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!! "goes nuts'

Homer when trying to trying to steal oil from the school.

 

Willie: Eee!  I mean Aah!  I mean... what are you doing here?!  
Homer: Umm... we're.. foreign exchange students from... Scotland.  
Willie: I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?
 
Homer: Uh, North... Kilt-town.
Willie: No foolin'? I'm from North Kilttown! Do ya know Angus McLeod?
Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!  
 
Willie: Ah, don't be daft. I was born and raised in... [notices the vacuum sucking up the grease] MY RETIREMENT GREASE! NOOOOOOOOO!

I can't remember what episode its from. But Homer for some reason eats a whole stick of butter that has got a waffle wrapped around it. Makes me laugh and feel sick at the same time.

Is that the Frank Grimes episode?

 

"He eats like a pig!"

"Nah, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."

The waffles are from “Homer the Heretic” where he decides to miss church.

They are his “Patented space age out of this world moon waffles”

I don't think that so far we've had this one (but I may be mistaken):

 

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

I don't think that so far we've had this one (but I may be mistaken):

 

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

perfectly cromulent.

"Want me to turn on the bubbles?"

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Homer at a swap meet: "Junk; junk; the aeroplane's upside down; Stratawhovius?

Hippy playing the bongos: "How now brown bureaucrat."

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You evil ■■■■■■■.

 

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You evil ■■■■■■■.

 

Look out! It's gonna blow!

good old Lionel Hutz:

 

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. 
Marge: Is that bad? 
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. 
Marge: You did? 
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son." 

 

Lionel Hutz: Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey. 

[places a toy monkey with a cigarette in it's mouth on the desk
Marge: Mr Hutz. 
Lionel Hutz: Look... he's taking another puff! 

 

Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster? 

Lionel Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that? 

 

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You evil ■■■■■■■.

 

lol  Why?  Well, apart from all the usual reasons..?

 

(maybe I'm missing a simpsons reference?..and you evaded the swear filter...kudos)