:lol:
passes, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it HOLDS IT
Brockman interview Homer in cat burgular episode:
"And it looks like we have our first caller, and I mean ever because this is not a talk back show"
I can't remember what episode its from. But Homer for some reason eats a whole stick of butter that has got a waffle wrapped around it. Makes me laugh and feel sick at the same time.
*I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
*Grounds Keeper Williw: Now, look, boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that…shin of yours to call me, and I‘ll come a-runnin‘. But don‘t be readin‘ my mind between 4 and 5. That‘s Willie‘s time!
from the same epidosde
Homer: All it needs is a title, I was thinking along the lines of "no tv and no beer makes Homer something something"
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!! "goes nuts'
Homer when trying to trying to steal oil from the school.
Willie: Eee! I mean Aah! I mean... what are you doing here?!
Homer: Umm... we're.. foreign exchange students from... Scotland.
Willie: I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?
Homer: Uh, North... Kilt-town.
Willie: No foolin'? I'm from North Kilttown! Do ya know Angus McLeod?
Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!
Willie: Ah, don't be daft. I was born and raised in... [notices the vacuum sucking up the grease] MY RETIREMENT GREASE! NOOOOOOOOO!
I can't remember what episode its from. But Homer for some reason eats a whole stick of butter that has got a waffle wrapped around it. Makes me laugh and feel sick at the same time.
Is that the Frank Grimes episode?
"He eats like a pig!"
"Nah, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."
The waffles are from “Homer the Heretic” where he decides to miss church.
They are his “Patented space age out of this world moon waffles”
I don't think that so far we've had this one (but I may be mistaken):
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
I don't think that so far we've had this one (but I may be mistaken):
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
perfectly cromulent.
"Want me to turn on the bubbles?"
Homer at a swap meet: "Junk; junk; the aeroplane's upside down; Stratawhovius?
Hippy playing the bongos: "How now brown bureaucrat."
You evil ■■■■■■■.
You evil ■■■■■■■.
Look out! It's gonna blow!
good old Lionel Hutz:
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Lionel Hutz: Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey.
[places a toy monkey with a cigarette in it's mouth on the desk]
Marge: Mr Hutz.
Lionel Hutz: Look... he's taking another puff!
Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Lionel Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
You evil ■■■■■■■.
lol Why? Well, apart from all the usual reasons..?
(maybe I'm missing a simpsons reference?..and you evaded the swear filter...kudos)