Best Simpsons Quotes

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You evil ■■■■■■■.
lol  Why?  Well, apart from all the usual reasons..?
 
(maybe I'm missing a simpsons reference?..and you evaded the swear filter...kudos)

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You evil ■■■■■■■.
lol  Why?  Well, apart from all the usual reasons..?
 
(maybe I'm missing a simpsons reference?..and you evaded the swear filter...kudos)

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LOL

 

Now that is funny.

 

"Irene" might be looking for me.

The waffles are from "Homer the Heretic" where he decides to miss church.
They are his "Patented space age out of this world moon waffles"


With the secret ingredient, liquid smoke

Homer: "If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a... very good sport... as well."

Moe teaching funk dancing for self defence:

“Ok here’s the 4-1-1 folks,say some gangsta is dissin your flygirl,you give him one of these…”

(Breaks into funky dance routine then fires shotgun)

Skinner insults Groundskeeper Willie,Willie responds;

‘‘Ok Skinner,that’s the last time you’ll slap your Willie around!!’’

"You can call them Whitey Wackers". 

Apu: “I’m going to party like its on sale for $19.99”…

I'LL KILL THAT MR BURNS

 

AND...WOUND...THAT MR SMITHERS

There’s a song at the end of an episode;

“Hens love roosters,geese love ganders,everyone else loves Ned Flanders,(homer)not me,everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!!”

Homer talking to Bart about females:

He compares a woman to a fridge,then compares them to a beer…

12 cans in & blind “so I says yeah,if you want the money you come & find it cos I don’t know where it is you baloney,you make me wanna retch!!” Then passes out,classic Homer!!

Sad Simpsons aside ... Marcia Wallace, the voice of Edna Krabappel, has died.  Her character will be retired from the show.

Sad Simpsons aside ... Marcia Wallace, the voice of Edna Krabappel, has died.  Her character will be retired from the show.


Sad news,r.i.p Mrs Krabappel..

Was she the one scheduled to die/go away this year anyway?

Was she the one scheduled to die/go away this year anyway?


Nope

 

Was she the one scheduled to die/go away this year anyway?


Nope

 

Who was it?


Was she the one scheduled to die/go away this year anyway?

Nope
Who was it?

I don't know. Al Jean confirmed it wasn't her though.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Homer: You say that so much it's lost all meaning.

 

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/littlefaith8.mp3

Ralph sitting in an Ants nest "These dots are all itchy".

Was she the one scheduled to die/go away this year anyway?

Nope
Who was it?

I don't know. Al Jean confirmed it wasn't her though.

Poochie maybe? Too proactive.