Barney, designated driver, drops a drunk Homer at home:
"Thanks for the lift Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door."
Which one is itchy? The car?
"Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy."
"Oh, and to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake!"
"Mmmmmm... Ugghhhh!"
"I pickled the figs myself!"
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! 'Bart is a vampire.' 'Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that.... building........ thingy, where our.... beds and TV.... is.
"Are you mad woman?!? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tommorrow will bring!!"
"Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen. Pick a fight with someone weaker than you. Or write a threatening letter to a celebrity. So when you go out for a drive, remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs... at home."
"I sentence you to kiss my ■■■!!"
"Oh, and to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake!"
"Mmmmmm... Ugghhhh!"
"I pickled the figs myself!"
the face smithers pulls when he eats that cake is priceless :lol:
"Oh, and to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake!"
"Mmmmmm... Ugghhhh!"
"I pickled the figs myself!"
the face smithers pulls when he eats that cake is priceless :lol:
I always say at work when I have to handle cakes "I picked the figs myself" but no one ever gets the joke..
"Mrs krabappel, how come there's no Mr Krabappel?"....
"Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me!"
"Okay, Mr Burns, what is your first name?"
"I...don't...know!"
"Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
"I have misplaced my pants."
"Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey......put it away, boy!"
"This black cape was found on the scene, police are baffled."
"Would you like another lick of my flavour wax?"
"Homer Simpson filled out the application incorrectly. In the area under 'Do Not Write In This Space' he wrote 'Ok'".
