"Would you like another lick of my flavour wax?"
"I also have a bag of Mit Iodine Joy Joys"
"Mrs krabappel, how come there's no Mr Krabappel?"....
Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot of myself! :lol:
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
"You‘ll be on a rocket ride to the Moon! And while you‘re there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me, Royce McCutcheon?â€
"No deal, McCutcheon! That moon money is mine!"
"C'mon in!"
"Oh, we all want peace, but it‘s always just out of reach."
"Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later."
"Homer, you‘re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!"
"I hate it when waffles stick together"
"sticking together is what good waffles do!"
"I'm, uh, on a road. Looks to be asphalt... oh, geez, trees, shrubs... I'm directly under the earth's sun.......now"
"We‘re through the looking glass here, people."
"Homer, can you check on the kids, it's really coming down out there!"
"They're fine."
"I don't care who started it. I don't ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you're not in competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition with each other."
"Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"See all that stuff in there, Homer? That‘s why your robot never worked."
"I don't care who started it. I don't ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you're not in competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition with each other."
"Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
One of my fav eps ever
The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.
"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"
I love how the most crazy and out-there image Homer could conjure up of Flanders is simply him wearing a baseball mitt.
Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there could be a boogy man or boogty men inside the house!!!