Best Simpsons Quotes

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"it will do 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene"

 

"What country is this car from?"

 

"It no longer exists"

 

*drives off, stuttering*

 

"Put it in 'aitch"

The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.

 

"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"

Possibly the best episode of all time...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=067ZRcsrdeM

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This needs Krusty's reaction in the Gif!!!

 

 

Also, agree on The Casino episode.

The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.

 

"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"

The ep most thick with jokes is the bear patrol episode

 

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This needs Krusty's reaction in the Gif!!!

 

 

Also, agree on The Casino episode.

 

Concur.

 

'What the hell was that?!'

Screeeeeeeee-slam.

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Marge, you gotta watch out. Your little boy, Bart, could have been eaten by that pony!

Lisa:“if your the police,who will police the police?”

Homer:“I don’t know,coastguard??”

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Smithers, use the amnesia ray"

 

"You mean the revolver, sir?"

 

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"This is even more painful than it looks"

 

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"Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I‘ll be defending you on the charge of… murder one! Wow, even if I lose I‘ll be famous!"

 

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The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.

 

"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"

And last night was the Cat Burgler episode, also choc full of lines and quotes that will used for decades to come in general conversation.

 

Abe - There was something about the way he walked, I couldn't quite put my finger on it, a lot more vertical than usual

 

Homer to Abe outside the museum: "Ok, just stand over there and don't steal anything"

 

*Abe and Jasper carrying out items from museum*

 

Homer: "HEY!!!!!!!!"

 

Abe: We're on our break!

On one of my frequent trips to the ground I noticed Maloy was wearing Sneakers, for sneaking.

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"You have the right to remain silent!"

 

"I choose to waive those rights......BLAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHH!"

 

 

"What do you think he's doing up there?"

 

"I dunno..drug lab?"

 

"Their flower power, is no match for my glower power!"

 

"Well your cholesterol level is lethally high, but I'm more worried about your gravy level..."