Best Simpsons Quotes

For me the jokes are passé, funny in the 90’s.
Seinfeld has aged better IMO despite finishing in 98.

Blasphemy!

For me the jokes are passé, funny in the 90's.
Seinfeld has aged better IMO despite finishing in 98.


Boo-urns!

"Well your cholesterol level is lethally high, but I'm more worried about your gravy level..."


"But you doctors have been telling us to drink 8 glasses of gravy a day!"

Little girl with new Malibu Stacey doll:

"There’s something wrong with what my Stacey says(pulls the cord); “my spidey sense is tingling,anybody call for a web slinger?!”…

Homer: I'm never going to be disabled, I'm sick of being so healthy!

http://youtu.be/OqfOxm_1BE0

Up and at them!

http://youtu.be/8Ky9QkKaWd0

"Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTAb34rLso

 

"just brown and water"

"Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny."

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Thread needs more krusty:

 

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"Is the poop-deck really what I think it is?"

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Ew dog water

"Is the poop-deck really what I think it is?"

Navy guy: "laughs", I like the cut of your jib

Homer: what's a jib

Navy guy: "laughs" ...promote that man.

some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!