http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbl9QBrM50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbl9QBrM50
HEY, IM TRYIN TO EAT HERE!
Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just an obnoxious catch phrase!
Homer: How do you figure boy?
Marge: Homer, please don't lower yourself to the mindless level of the mob.
Homer: But Marge, if I'm part of the mob I can steer it in wise directions. Now, where's my giant novelty cowbot hat and airhorn?
"Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts!"
"In America, first to get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"
Homer: "Not everything! There's just the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife!"
Marde: I'm right here.
Homer: Ohhh I see, everything is wrapped up in a neat little package?!?... Really I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBVD4PjEUd0
all of these are gold.
basically anything the simpsons did in the first 7 series will never be matched again.
The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.
"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"
"Get my Razors! Draw a bath! Get these Kleenex boxes off my feet!"
"Certainly sir. And the jars of urine?
"Oh, we'll hang onto those."
Homer - So! It seems the cat burglar has been caught, by the very person who was trying to catch him.
Skinner - How Ironic.
homer - Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
postie - Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
homer - ...I don't know.
homer - Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
postie - Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
homer - ...I don't know.
The best part is straight after. "Great plan Bart".
"Everyone who has found love can leave early!"
"We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits into this oversized novelty hat."
"Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat."
"Hot diggity-dog, we got him Mr Simpson! Mr Simpson?"
"One hot dog please."
"Ok folks, lets just take a minute to humour the children....Kids, everything's gonna be just fine!!.....ok get your corpse handing gloves."
"Well! I won't sleep in the same bed as a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm gonna go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag.......ah good night.."
"I stand by my hiring practices!....Get back to work Stewart!"
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