Best Simpsons Quotes


#401

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbl9QBrM50


#402

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbl9QBrM50

HEY, IM TRYIN TO EAT HERE!


#403

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#404

Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just an obnoxious catch phrase!

Homer: How do you figure boy?


#405

Marge: Homer, please don't lower yourself to the mindless level of the mob.

Homer: But Marge, if I'm part of the mob I can steer it in wise directions. Now, where's my giant novelty cowbot hat and airhorn?


#406

"Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts!"

 

 

"In America, first to get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"


#407

Homer: "Not everything! There's just the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife!"

Marde: I'm right here.

Homer: Ohhh I see, everything is wrapped up in a neat little package?!?... Really I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBVD4PjEUd0


#408

all of these are gold.

basically anything the simpsons did in the first 7 series will never be matched again.


#409

"Their flower power, is no match for my glower power!"

 

That's some nice glowering Mr B.


#410

The casino episode was on Ch10 last night. One of the best ever. Just about every single line is a laugh.

 

"So much nicer then ze savagery of ze jungle, ja?"

"Get my Razors!  Draw a bath!  Get these Kleenex boxes off my feet!"

"Certainly sir.  And the jars of urine?

"Oh, we'll hang onto those."


#411

Homer - So! It seems the cat burglar has been caught, by the very person who was trying to catch him.

Skinner - How Ironic.


#412

homer - Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

 

postie - Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?

 

homer - ...I don't know.


#413

homer - Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

 

postie - Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?

 

homer - ...I don't know.

The best part is straight after.  "Great plan Bart".


#414

"Everyone who has found love can leave early!"

 

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#415

"We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits into this oversized novelty hat."

 

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"Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat."

"Hot diggity-dog, we got him Mr Simpson! Mr Simpson?"

"One hot dog please."


#416

"Ok folks, lets just take a minute to humour the children....Kids, everything's gonna be just fine!!.....ok get your corpse handing gloves."


#417

"Well! I won't sleep in the same bed as a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm gonna go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag.......ah good night.."

 

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#418

"I stand by my hiring practices!....Get back to work Stewart!"

 

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#420

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