Best Simpsons Quotes


#441

Teachers on strike: "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute,purple monkey dishwasher!"

I still say "purple monkey dishwasher" whenever someone mentions chinese whispers or says something got lost in translation.


#442

Homer: Just once I would like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene".


#443

2, 4, 6, 8, What Homer did was very great!

Great, meaning large or immense, we mean it in a pejorative sense!


#444

DAMN YOU SNOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C3ZJIl6MjY


#445

A stoned Homer answers the door to see Ned Flanders.

 

"Oh my god, this guy does the best Flanders. Do Wiggum"


#446

$pringfield is the perfect episode. Literally a laugh out loud moment in every single scene.

 

Streets paved with gold
I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!
Homer finding the glasses in the toilet
The incorrect "right angle triangle" line from Wizard of Oz
"No one must know I dropped them in the toilet"
"Better keep the egghead"
"Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall..."
"Five years of modern dance, six years of tap"
The town hall meeting
Flashback to the old boardwalk
The casino design proposals
"Shh, I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble"
Retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney
"18, 27, 35...dealer busts!"
Grampa rolling the dice
Gunter & Ernst attacked by the tiger
"Are you over 21" "Are you?"
Bart starts his own casino
Bond/Blofeld parody
Homer's photographic memory
Milhouse's Box of Mystery
Rain Man parody
Mr Burns becoming paranoid
Barney saving "Bart" from the tiger
"This guy's paying off!"
Krusty's midnight show
"Freemasons run the country!"
"You're just mad because everyone loves gambling except you!"
"We're required by law to ask every 75 hours"
"Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli"
Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...
"I won $68!" "Woo-hoo! Problem solved!"
The Spruce Moose
"Aah! Bogeyman!"
"Aww, just like on TV" *trips over couch* *canned laughter*
Bart intercepting Robert Goulet
"Your manager says for you to shut up!"
Homer making Lisa's Florida costume
"I call him Gamblor!"
"We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in..."
"Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper!"
Robert Goulet performing at Bart's Casino
"I'm Idaho!"
"Well YOU have a gambling problem!"

#447

 

$pringfield is the perfect episode. Literally a laugh out loud moment in every single scene.

 

Streets paved with gold
I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!
Homer finding the glasses in the toilet
The incorrect "right angle triangle" line from Wizard of Oz
"No one must know I dropped them in the toilet"
"Better keep the egghead"
"Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall..."
"Five years of modern dance, six years of tap"
The town hall meeting
Flashback to the old boardwalk
The casino design proposals
"Shh, I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble"
Retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney
"18, 27, 35...dealer busts!"
Grampa rolling the dice
Gunter & Ernst attacked by the tiger
"Are you over 21" "Are you?"
Bart starts his own casino
Bond/Blofeld parody
Homer's photographic memory
Milhouse's Box of Mystery
Rain Man parody
Mr Burns becoming paranoid
Barney saving "Bart" from the tiger
"This guy's paying off!"
Krusty's midnight show
"Freemasons run the country!"
"You're just mad because everyone loves gambling except you!"
"We're required by law to ask every 75 hours"
"Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli"
Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...
"I won $68!" "Woo-hoo! Problem solved!"
The Spruce Moose
"Aah! Bogeyman!"
"Aww, just like on TV" *trips over couch* *canned laughter*
Bart intercepting Robert Goulet
"Your manager says for you to shut up!"
Homer making Lisa's Florida costume
"I call him Gamblor!"
"We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in..."
"Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper!"
Robert Goulet performing at Bart's Casino
"I'm Idaho!"
"Well YOU have a gambling problem!"

 

Homer (wearing glasses): The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

 

Man (inside cubicle): That's a right triangle, you idiot! 

 

D'oh

 

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#448

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Still the name I use every time I go bowling.


#450

"Homer, this is God........frey Jones from the TV show Rock Bottom".


#451

Homer "And he's so British!!  He says things like 'Homer, can you please do that in the loo?'


#452

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#453

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I can see lisa but it could be a starfish


#454

MAN this wind feels good on my neck


#455

On tonight

“Look in the tunk - he must mean trunk”


#456

In honour of the English cricket team finally going home:

 

"I've seen teams that sucked before, but they were the suckiest bunch sucks that ever sucked."


#457

That 'Rock Bottom' Facebook page is quality.


#458

"AWWW The Denver Broncos"

 

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#459

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"Ahhh folks we are currently experiencing some moderate Godzilla related turbulence"


#460

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