Homer: now son, on your first day of school, id like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me…
Abe: homer your dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride, i say, take it!
Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood!!
“If elected mayor, my first act will be ta kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!
AH KNOW IT’S ON”
When my Daughter was about 3 or 4 we were stuck in traffic and she came out with" come on, come on, we’ve got a body in the trunk"
What a good kid.
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
Holding a football
“I know have 4 children, i will call you.stitchface”
Lenny: black!? Ugh thats the worst colour there is
Carl sitting right beside him
Lenny: oh sorry there carl
Carl: ah its ok i get it all the time
This thread always cheers me up after a loss
Ralph - Why do people run away from me? (Then wets his pants)
Willie teaching french class - Bounjoooouuuuuurrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.
Best episode by far is the hank scorpio one.
I said make way for Willy ya blouse wearing poodle walker!!
MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE
Willie - “OOOOHHHHH, look I’m Milhouse!! I’ve tucked me shirt into me underpants again. I got no friends so I confide in Willie!!”
Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Krandall!?!? Why didn’t anybody tell me?!
Awww…I’ve been making an idiot of myself.
HAHA! I touched your heart!!
That’s the one.
One of my faves.
“Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations”.
" That one there is Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan…the cowboy".