Best Simpsons Quotes


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#463

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#464

Homer: now son, on your first day of school, id like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me…
Abe: homer your dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride, i say, take it!
Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood!!


#465

“If elected mayor, my first act will be ta kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!

AH KNOW IT’S ON”


#466

When my Daughter was about 3 or 4 we were stuck in traffic and she came out with" come on, come on, we’ve got a body in the trunk"
What a good kid.


#467

You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel


#468

Holding a football

“I know have 4 children, i will call you.stitchface”

Lenny: black!? Ugh thats the worst colour there is
Carl sitting right beside him
Lenny: oh sorry there carl
Carl: ah its ok i get it all the time


#469

This thread always cheers me up after a loss


#470

Ralph - Why do people run away from me? (Then wets his pants)


#471

Willie teaching french class - Bounjoooouuuuuurrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys


#472

Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


#473

Best episode by far is the hank scorpio one.


#474

I said make way for Willy ya blouse wearing poodle walker!!


#475

MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE


#476

Willie - “OOOOHHHHH, look I’m Milhouse!! I’ve tucked me shirt into me underpants again. I got no friends so I confide in Willie!!”


#477

Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Krandall!?!? Why didn’t anybody tell me?!

Awww…I’ve been making an idiot of myself.


#478

#479

HAHA! I touched your heart!!


#480

That’s the one.

One of my faves.

“Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations”.
" That one there is Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan…the cowboy".