Best Simpsons Quotes


#481
I love you Papa Homer. I love you too, Pepsi. Pepi. Pepi.

Classic

Is that the episode where bart gets a big brother and him and homer had that fight. Ending up with Homer almost breaking his back on a fire hydrang?


#482

I love you Papa Homer.
I love you too, Pepsi.
Pepi.
Pepi.

Classic


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#486

Best Ep was the Evita Parody.

So many laughs, and so many LOLs.


#487
Woooo, that's good squishy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcM1Lcq5i0

I still say this whenever I taste a good drink of any type.


#488

I love the pinchy the lobster ep.


#489
ever seen someone say goodbye to a pair of shoes? yeah, once

is that the one with scorpio? i love his little laugh before he says “once”

The one with Mulder and Scully in it is awesome. I love the part where moe has the whale out the back of his bar

MOE: Ok the feds are on to us GET HIM BACK TO SEAWORLD “whale makes some weird noise”

Cracks me up every single time


#490

Woooo, that’s good squishy…


#491

Tram amp amp o ma line!


#492

ever seen someone say goodbye to a pair of shoes?
yeah, once


#493

We’re going home. Todd got zesty Italian in his eye.


#494

Homer in the phone: hello mr president, i thought if anyone knew where to get some tang it’d be you.SHUTUP!


#495

What advantages would you say this motor car has over a train, which I can also afford?


#496

" Only guys like me can wear a hat like that. Guys like me!!! Hey I’m a guy like me!"


#497

“Hey Mr Burns, did you get my letter?”
“Well no, I don’t recall ever receiving-”
“That’s because I forgot to STAMP IT”
“That was no accident Smithers, let’s get out of here!”


#498
Holding a football

“I know have 4 children, i will call you.stitchface”

Lenny: black!? Ugh thats the worst colour there is
Carl sitting right beside him
Lenny: oh sorry there carl
Carl: ah its ok i get it all the time

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


#499

Are you saying Boo? Or Boo-urns?


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