Best Simpsons Quotes


#501

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”.


#502

#503

Bart: You’re going down, Homer. I’m gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I’ll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.


#504

“Every episode after season 7 sucks balls”

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#505
www.frinkiac.com
What a awesome world we live in

(until the lawyers get there)


#506

On Phone: “Hello, this is Homer Simpson. Who may I say is speaking to me?”


#507
www.frinkiac.com
What a awesome world we live in

(until the lawyers get there)

It’s great isn’t it?

Fair to say between that and Blitz I’m getting very little done today…


#508

“Take these, then these, then all of these.”
“Thank you doctor!”
“Oh I’m not a doctor.”


#509

So you don’t like the old time bikes huh?


#510
Best episode by far is the hank scorpio one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ew78KThLOY

Want some cream?

Uh, no.


#511

“Let 'em go you’ll stay here with me we’ll go bowling”


#512

#513
Woooo, that's good squishy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcM1Lcq5i0

I still say this whenever I taste a good drink of any type.

Haha, me too, Wimm, me too.

The family just look at me…


#514

Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids’ parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins – er, I mean, sheepskins.


#515

Loved all the trolling of news outlets over the weekend by Simpson’s fans using screen grabs.

Some of them were very good.


#516

IT’S DRINKING THE WATER!


#517

“Homer lying in his hamock while Ralph cleans Homers roof trying to win Lisa’s heart”

Ralph: My Simpson, these fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah they’ll do that


#518

always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom!


#519

Mr burns: look at you standing on your hind legs, like a couple of Rory Calhoons


#520

Flowers by Irene