Best Simpsons Quotes

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”.

Bart: You’re going down, Homer. I’m gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I’ll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

“Every episode after season 7 sucks balls”

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What a awesome world we live in

(until the lawyers get there)

On Phone: “Hello, this is Homer Simpson. Who may I say is speaking to me?”

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What a awesome world we live in

(until the lawyers get there)

It’s great isn’t it?

Fair to say between that and Blitz I’m getting very little done today…

“Take these, then these, then all of these.”
“Thank you doctor!”
“Oh I’m not a doctor.”

So you don’t like the old time bikes huh?

Best episode by far is the hank scorpio one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ew78KThLOY

Want some cream?

Uh, no.

“Let 'em go you’ll stay here with me we’ll go bowling”

Woooo, that's good squishy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcM1Lcq5i0

I still say this whenever I taste a good drink of any type.

Haha, me too, Wimm, me too.

The family just look at me…

Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids’ parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins – er, I mean, sheepskins.

Loved all the trolling of news outlets over the weekend by Simpson’s fans using screen grabs.

Some of them were very good.

IT’S DRINKING THE WATER!

“Homer lying in his hamock while Ralph cleans Homers roof trying to win Lisa’s heart”

Ralph: My Simpson, these fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah they’ll do that

always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom!

Mr burns: look at you standing on your hind legs, like a couple of Rory Calhoons

Flowers by Irene