Best Simpsons Quotes


#521

Bart: I’m surprised he doesn’t try to blame his problems on his Percodan addiction.
Krusty: It wasn’t my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor…Percodan?! Aw, crap!


#522

Frinkiac now makes GIFs!

My favourite scene, ever.

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#527

Ch ch ch ch changes
Time to change the oil
Ch ch changes
Dont wanna be an oily man!


#528


#529

one of my all time moments. When Homer laughs and says “yeah”- the face he pulls as he says it is classic


#530

“They call him, ‘annual gift man’”.


#531

If someone was keen enough they should review this thread pick out the ten most quoted and turn it into a poll to settle this once and for all.
If someone was keen enough.
And then let us celebrate this new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.


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#534

Marge: Where are you going at this time of night
Homer: Uh, I’m not going to lie to your Marge…Goodnight!!!


#535
Marge: Where are you going at this time of night Homer: Uh, I'm not going to lie to your Marge.....Goodnight!!!

Marge: what have you done to the car
Homer: Nothing
Marge: I don’t think it had broken axles before
Homer: before, before…you’re living in the past Marge! Quit living in the past.

I freaking love that episode. So many quotes.


#536

No noise means no bees
to the bee mobile!

Don’t you mean your Chevy?

Yes


#537

Still can’t go past:

Homer:

“Hellooo, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.”

“Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”

“I… don’t… know".


#538

The last 2 posts are probably top 2 for mine.


#539

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t come in tomorrow don’t bother coming in on Monday
Homer: woohoo, 4 day weekend


#540
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow don't bother coming in on Monday Homer: woohoo, 4 day weekend

That qoute sums up homer for me. So dumb yet loveable