Best Simpsons Quotes


#541

Homer to Karl: do you know Drederick tatum?
Karl: what you think because I’m black I know every black guy
Homer: looking nervous
Karl: yeah I do, we met through Dr Hibberd at Bleeding Gums Murphys house.


#542


#543

Could this car go faster than a train, which I also could afford


#544

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#546
Good god what is happening in your kitchen?

Aurora borealis?

At this time of year?

Localised entirely in your kitchen?


#547

Oh, no, I said “steamed hams.”
that’s what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers “steamed hams”?


#548
Oh, no, I said "steamed hams." that's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

Despite the fact they are obviously grilled


#549

Good god what is happening in your kitchen?

Aurora borealis?


#550

I knew I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut


#551

“I think he’s talking to you”.


#552


#553
https://youtu.be/4U0AqxlxfBs

My favorite. Farking LOL.


#554

Stop stop he’s dead already


#555

My hero Hank Scorpio.


#556

Oh, the hammock district.


#557

Could everyone please assemble in the butthead memorial hall.
I knew we shouldn’t have let the students name that one.


#558

#559

‘No one that speaks German could be an evil man.’


#560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdBEZ5779Y

One of the great scenes ever in the simpsons.

Moe is such a great character. I love all the schemes he has going in his back room. Like when he has the whale from sea world out the back.