Best Simpsons Quotes


#561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdBEZ5779Y

One of the great scenes ever in the simpsons.

Moe is such a great character. I love all the schemes he has going in his back room. Like when he has the whale from sea world out the back.

I feel I should point out for @Stallion the song in this edit is zaza.


#562

Brad Goodman: “There’s no trick to it - it’s just a simple trick”.


#563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdBEZ5779Y

One of the great scenes ever in the simpsons.

Moe is such a great character. I love all the schemes he has going in his back room. Like when he has the whale from sea world out the back.

What about when he has the pandas and when he let’s them out to hurry and leave he kept saying “àndale àndale”


#564

Best scene in the show tbh


#565

“And how are the little kids doing? I mean, really how are they doing? Any disabling injuries, something, say, that the gambling community might not yet know about? C’mere, let me see those knees.” – Moe

“Moe, I think you should leave.” – Marge Simpson

“But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I’m sixty-four grand in the hole! They’re gonna take my thumbs!” – Moe


#566

#567

#568

Remember that New Year’s Eve party at Lenny’s? He didn’t even have a clock!


#569

Hello, this is Homer Simpson speaking - who may I say is speaking to me?


#570

They had a picnic last week!
No they didn’t, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church


#571


#572

Moe: he came up with drink but l came up with the idea to charge $6.95 for it.


#573

Out of the main simpsons characters, Moe is the GOAT.


#574

#575

Don’t you hate pants?


#576

“Trust me, Bart, it’s better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.”


#577

“Are these idiots getting louder or dumber?”
“Louder, sir.”


#578

“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They’re all pretty much the same.”


#579

“You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we’re serious…you have 12 hours.”

(work is slow today)


#580

Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word “tromboner”?