Best Simpsons Quotes


#601

Lawyer:What about that tattoo on your chest doesn’t it say Die Bart Die
Bob: no it’s German for The Bart The
Lady on bench: no one who speak German could be an evil man


#602

Ach! Das is nein en boobie!


#603

Took me years to get that Mr Snrub joke.


#604

The ambulance traveling one metre to crash into a tree had me close to needing oxygen.


#605


#606

Any time a mate is having problems getting a car going.

“PUT IT IN H”


#607


#608

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#609

That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. A farking CLASSIC.


#610

LOL i crack up every single time i see the scene


#611

Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care


#612

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#613

The one where Homer gets the helped monkey is brilliant.

Pray for mojo


#614

Lisa gets an A is a favorite. Pinchy the lobster and super Nintendo Chalmers.


#615

Steamed hams.
You wouldn’t think what is really a very old-fashoined routine with two straight men would work, but it does.


#616

Ever seen someone say goodbye to a pair of shoes?
Yeah, once


#617

Also, Whacking Day in its entirety.
Just one long quote that is the episode ‘Whacking Day.’


#618

Oh yeah, that is a good one.

Aurora Borealis.


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#620

May I see it?

That segment will be taught in high school English classes next century I reckon