Best Simpsons Quotes

Ach! Das is nein en boobie!

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Took me years to get that Mr Snrub joke.

The ambulance traveling one metre to crash into a tree had me close to needing oxygen.

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Any time a mate is having problems getting a car going.

“PUT IT IN H”

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That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. A farking CLASSIC.

LOL i crack up every single time i see the scene

Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care

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The one where Homer gets the helped monkey is brilliant.

Pray for mojo

Lisa gets an A is a favorite. Pinchy the lobster and super Nintendo Chalmers.

Steamed hams.
You wouldn’t think what is really a very old-fashoined routine with two straight men would work, but it does.

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Ever seen someone say goodbye to a pair of shoes?
Yeah, once

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Also, Whacking Day in its entirety.
Just one long quote that is the episode ‘Whacking Day.’

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Oh yeah, that is a good one.

Aurora Borealis.

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May I see it?

That segment will be taught in high school English classes next century I reckon

And I call him gamblor, and I must save her from it’s neon claws.

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