Best Simpsons Quotes

Your manager said for you to shut, up.

Nobody snuggles with Max Power... you strap yourself and feel the g's! 

 

 

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DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSfrbqCQr78[/YOUTUBE]

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. 

 

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 

 

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. 

 

can't wait to see the episode of the Simpsons where the griffins from Family guy visit Springfield

IT’S MR SPARKLE! IT’S MR SPARKLE!

The moral of the story is: to never try.

Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck..they sure did suck

Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

Your manager said for you to shut, up.

Really? Vera said that?

In your face space coyote

 

Nothing beats yelling out, WE'LL TAKE THE SPRUCE MOOSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=067ZRcsrdeM

Greatest EPISODE EVER

 

GAMBLOR!

 

"Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house!"

She admitted it!  She wants to marry a carrot!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbFb6TPVEA

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EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE

 

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DENTAL PLAN.

LISA NEEDS BRACES TOO