Rod, Todd, this is God.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough......I'm going to clown college
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_elVGGgW8
Some people have incredibly bad taste. Others exceptional.
Best episode is Homer Goes to College. For all the non obvious jokes.
Heh Heh heh. Ni.
UMMM EXCUSE ME PROFESSOR BRAINIAC. BUT I WORKED IN A NUCLEAR PLANT. AND I THINK I KNOW HOW A PROTON ACCELERATOR WORKS.
I suppose I have been a bit of an ogre…
Yes you have.
Or Boy Scoutz N The Hood.
How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to talk to trees? And build crappy furniture out of cheap materials?
**Sofa Breaks **
STUPID POETIC JUSTICE.
We were just planning the father son raft trip!
Heh Heh. You don’t have a son.
Too many too choose from in “Weekend at Burnsies” alone. Here’s a couple:
Marge: Homer, I’m very uncomfortable having a gang of crows in our bedroom.
Homer: It’s a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.
or
Homer: You are covered in a very fine fuzz.
HAHAHA The crows one: Hilarious
This thread is 10 kinds of awesome
Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers...
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah.
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill a Mockingbird,†and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?
im not a massive fan, so i don't remember this one exactly.
but something along the lines of
"share the wealth, thats what i always say"
Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers...
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah.
TEN OUT OF TEN.
Also Peos, like more of my threads.
"It's all on the internet!"
"Internet, ehhhh?"
"Yep, making some good scratch too!"
"Scratch, ehhhh?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Maude, ehhhh?"
Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers...
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah.
My mum bursts into a fit of laughter everytime she see's that scene :lol: