Best Simpsons Quotes

Badger my ■■■, it's probably Milhouse.


With the great follow-up gag of the enormous open wound on his chest.
Lisa: how did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Homer: what am I? A tailor?

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this thread is just what the doctor ordered peeto.

top work!

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Jasper: Talking out of turn... That's a paddlin‘. Looking out the window... That's a paddlin‘. Staring at my sandals... That's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin‘.

 

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To start press any key.....where's the anykey?

"Change the channel Marge!" - Homer at Grimeys funeral

"It's a ■■■■■■■■■■■ store, I was buying ■■■■■■■■■■■"

ANY MCBAIN QUOTE.

"Frank Grimes Jr...or "Grimey" as he liked to be called..."

ANY MCBAIN QUOTE.

How do you sleep at night?

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I have misplaced my pants.

I'm more worried about piranhas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and that old lady told him it would happen?

 

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"Here are your messages, Mr. Burns. You have thirty minutes to move your car, you have ten minutes, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have thirty minutes to move your cube." *ring ring* "Y'ello, Mr. Burns' office?"

"Is it about my cube?"

LE GRILLE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

That is one fine looking barbeque pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!

 

ANY MCBAIN QUOTE.

How do you sleep at night?

 

it's just me standing infront of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost 80 million dollars.

How do you sleep at night

On top of a pile of money with many beautifal ladies

Homer the Vigilante

 

Everyone "Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!"

Flanders "Well I'd be honoured too..."

Moe "SOMEONE ELSE"

marge allow me to play devil's advocate
 
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My Homer is not a communist.

 

He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a ■■■■ star!

YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I’M WEARING A TOWEL

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