Bart: You could be my father figure.
Homer: No way! I'm not getting my fingerprints on that train wreck! If I lose Maggie, I'm 0 for 3. I gotta get her back
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
"What country is this car from?"
"It no longer exists, but take it for a test drive and you'll agree... zagrabevim zlotik diev"
"Put it in H!"
"No... this is Tony Plow.... from Leave it to Beaver. Yeah, they were ***."
"We're just calling to distract you while we repossess your plow."
"I would have expected that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!"
"Look Smithers, the money and the very stupid man are still here".
"When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage."
"Dad, what's the point of this story?""I like stories".
"Oh dear. My wife is going to kill me.""Care to join me in a belt of scotch?"
"It's 9:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I haven't slept in days."
"Delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors"
"I move for a bad court thingy"
I could have a thread on Lionel Hutz alone.
classic homer :lol:
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS
"Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8MGqlH-xkc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD9gzqaAfL0
BETTER, TO, BE SAFE, THAN, SORRY!
Sorry!
DIDDLY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZFmbwx_RKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI
That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.
Brilliant. I have no idea what is going on...
Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"
The best part is that was a genuine stuff-up by Dan Castellaneta
Homer (drunk): Well, it's 2am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the family
http://vimeo.com/8081470
00:52, classic!
Lousy Smarch weather.
